You fancied yourself a reasonable enough individual who was even given over to fits of being an agreeable, pleasant coworker. You tried to keep the peace in your own way, through setting out on a mission to uncover the identity of the dirty dish-creating fiend. But the time for rational, calculated action has passed. The era of office supplied dishes has come to an end. It's time to take a stand and remove those dishes from the office. They've lost the right, you'll say to yourself. They MADE you do this. You didn't have a choice. When your co-workers start to notice the office will descend into madness and chaos will rule the land. That is until you take the leap of faith, let your co-workers know what you did, and hit 'em with your ransom: the office dishes and order once again, for the identity of the office slob. They'll have no choice but to break and give up the guilty party. For the sake of humanity, you've got to hope. We live in a society, after all.
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