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'You couldn’t tack a couple of 0’s on my salary for me to agree to that': Employee is told by boomer manager to be on-call 24/7, calls BS 1

‘I’m getting fired': Employee finds out boss intends to fire them after stumbling across job listing, boss offers new hire $5 rate increase despite initially refusing to give employee raise 2

'Cancel their tickets. Immediately.': Family of choosing beggars jeopardize their travel plans with demands for nicer hotel rooms 3

'Now I know I’m getting fired in 3 weeks': Managers accidentally discuss firing employee on group chat that he's in 4

'I can’t wait for [my boss] to come back to this': Absent boss gives vague instructions about client grievance form, coworkers drown her in paperwork 5

'There's a camera in my office': Employee discovers boss is watching their every move, internet reacts 6

'That's a cross walk, not a parking spot': 20+ Breathtakingly bad parking jobs 1

'They were awoken by a metallic BANG!!!!': Engineering students make bomb-proof mailbox to stop destructive joyriders in their tracks 2

'There's a camera in my office': Employee discovers boss is watching their every move, internet reacts 3

UPDATE: 'This is my property': Tenants stop paying rent after landlords fail to do repairs, tenants win in lawsuit 4

20 Random Thoughts of the Week (June 4, 2023) 5

'Penelope hasn’t answered my calls': Daughter refuses to speak to mother after theater faux pas spoils the show 6