19 Funny Tweets For The Clumsy People Among Us

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    Grass - Follow @FetusAriana me walking in heels 9:41 AM - 12 Jan 2014
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    Text - Haggard Hawks Follow @HaggardHawks The opposite of 'ambidextrous' is AMBISINISTROUS-'equally clumsy with both hands' 2:30 PM - 18 Oct 2018 176 Retweets 447 Likes
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    Product - Anthony Follow @iSpeakComedy I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water 6:41 PM - 28 Aug 2015 74 Retweets 119 Likes
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    Canidae - Amanda Kent Follow @_AmandaKent Some people say dogs act like their owners. Mine tripped & spilled his food so I definitely believe that. #clumsy 4:01 PM 17 2016 from TX
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    Headgear - Nelly Follow @ObeyTwanell When you're about to go out drinking but you know you're a clumsy drunk br 7:22 PM - 10 May 2015
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    Text - tumblr Follow weavemama these Olympic figure skaters are flawlessly executing dangerous stunts on slippery ice while I'm over here tripping on air #olympics 4,119 notes
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    Lid - The Ginger Before Christmas Follow @GChristCLE When everyone thinks you're drinking coffee, but really you're just a clumsy person drinking OJ. #mfgtechshow
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    Text - Shelbey Jensen Follow @TheNamesPhoenix There is nothing less graceful than me trying to casually slide out of a booth at a restaurant. 1:12 PM - 8 Aug 2015 15 Retweets 8 Likes
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    Text - J. Miles Coleman Follow @JMilesColeman Best part of my day: Finding a cool new library near me. Worst part of my day: Running into the glass door when I was leaving it, in front of everyone. 5:34 PM - 17 Aug 2018 6 Retweets 95 Likes
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    Text - 6OSTON Follow @realwillsanchez When you slip going up the steps and you have a mini heart attack 9:12 PM 17 Mar 2016
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    Text - Lana Follow @Ivnv_m when you slip on ice and someone asks if you're ok 8:08 PM that was a different person I don't recall 8:08 PM 5:12 PM - 3 Mar 2016
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    Text - Kal Follow @WizKallista When you drop your phone face down on the sidewalk so you pick it up like 6:38 AM 30 Nov 2015 39 Retweets 21 Likes @beautybox5
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    Text - Jake Vig Follow @Jake_Vig I just wanted to say, I really enjoyed your performance in "tripping over nothing and looking back to see what you tripped over" 1:49 PM - 16 May 2016 164 Retweets 278 Likes
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    Text - Krista Evers Follow @kristaroee Just tripped off a curb and fell into a puddle because I was looking at a brownie I was eating. So finals week is going well. 12:06 PM - 6 May 2016 2 Retweets 15 Likes
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    Text - Jackie Bouvier Follow @jackiembouvier Just fell down getting my jeans on if you're looking for a woman to fulfill all of your wildest fantasies 10:07 AM - 12 May 2016 167 Retweets 256 Likes
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    Text - Alyssa Gomez @Alyssagomez202 Follow U know u clumsy af when u drop ur phone in a bowl of pasta 2:47 PM - 8 May 2016
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    Text - Follow @yoomiyee Carefully drinks my water as to not wake up my roommie cos I'm clumsy af Chokes drAMTICALLY 2:01 AM - 16 May 2016
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    Wildlife - Petty Plain Jane @babyy trina Follow Me walking in my heels at prom 10:34 PM - 15 Apr 2013
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    Text - Victoria @electreqevent Fo When you slip and almost die getting into the shower but save yourself

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