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If You Thought Your Date Went Badly, Read These #WorstFirstDate Tweets

First dates have a tendency to be awkward. Two people are just getting to know each other, sometimes people start to show their true colors and they aren't what the other person had in mind. If you're feeling bad about the last date you had, just read these #WorstFirstDate Tweets to put everything in perspective.

  • 1

    "Accidentally"

    Text - Ed Hill @kingedhill Jan 6 My date was complaining about me on Facebook while at the table. I found out because she accidentally tagged me in the post. #WorstFirstDate
    Via kingedhill
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  • 2

    You Don't Want to Hear Either of Those on a First Date

    Text - Haley Minter @haleyminterr Jan 6 We were driving to dinner and he made me laugh so hard I said "I love you" and then followed it up with "like, as a brother" #WorstFirstDate
    Via @haleyminterr
  • 3

    Not the Best Time to Say, "I'll Have What She's Having"

    Text - Jessie @JessieB365 Jan 6 My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week" #WorstFirstDate
    Via @JessieB365
  • 4

    That Doesn't Sound Cool to You?

    Text - Erin Narloch @NarMuseLoch 1h Date spent an uncomfortable amount of time discussing his plan to raise shrimp in his basement. #WorstFirstDate
    Via NarMuseLoch
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  • 5

    At Least She Came Prepared

    Text - Darin King @futilitypatent Jan 6 She brought a plastic baggy to puke in because she gets nervous on first dates... and she used it #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon
    Via futilitypatent
  • 6

    Family Reunions Are Not the Best Place to Pick Up Ladies

    Text - Kenneth Wilson @writtenbyken Jan 6 #WorstFirstDate @jimmyfallon @FallonTonight Sitting on the floor. Kissing. Talking about life and family. Turns out. We are cousins
    Via @writtenbyken
  • 7

    She Obviously Did Not

    Text - Diane K @Diane Kerstein Jan 6 At the end of the date, he asked me dead seriously if I had tickets.. to the gun show. #WorstFirstDate
    Via @DianeKerstein
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  • 8

    So You're Off to a Rocky Start...

    Text - Ring By Spring @ringbyspringlu Jan 6 In the middle of the date she called her ex and decided to get back together with him. #WorstFirstDate
    Via ringbyspringlu
  • 9

    How Else Would He Get a Second Date?

    Text - Goner @becca61063 Jan 6 #WorstFirstDate another girl walked past the table and he stopped her and asked for her number.
    Via becca61063
  • 10

    That's Cold!

    Text - LEXTM@AlexaDichio Jan 6 #WorstFirstDate "if you thought these buffalo wings were for the both of us...think again."
    Via AlexaDichio
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  • 11

    She is Now

    Text - alison @alisonewynn Jan 6 @jimmyfallon date: so are you one of those crazy girls who looks up the criminal record of your date? me: no date: good #WorstFirstDate
    Via alisonewynn
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