How High is ESPN's Neil Everett, and Can We Have What He's Having?
ESPN's SportsCenter featured this cryptic line from Neil Everett, which started as a bunch of nonsense before drifting off into the resolute silence which comes from a Total Understanding of All Being. Maybe we just witnessed the moment a news anchor reached enlightenment live on the air?
But no, seriously, if you have any more of the good stuff please let us know Neil.
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