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Dad Joke Han Solo Is the Reason Kylo Ren Joined the Dark Side

Who knows if Han and Leia made good parents? Judging by the most recent Star Wars, possibly not. At least we know what a 'funny' dad Han Solo would be now that we have @dadjokehansolo. While the movie doesn't cover what, exactly, led their son to join the Dark side, our guess is that the lame dad jokes just pushed him over the edge.

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    Just Like Any Other Dad, He Can't Remember How Old You Are

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 11h What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-YODA! Ben are you old enough to drive I don't remember
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    And He Always Brings Up Things You Act Like You Don't Care About But You REALLY Care About

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 12m Did you know they are never bringing Jar Jar back? It's true! They passed some new "gungan control laws" #political #humor #goodone
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    And The Jokes Don't Stop, Even Around Your Friends

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo Jan 13 Today I took Ben and his "First Order" club to McDonalds I said "For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!"
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    Especially around your friends.


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    Get It? Because He Can't Cook

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 17h Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter? He was starting his BB-Q! That's short for barbeque Ben I hope you're hungry for #JOKES tonight!
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    But He Really Just Wants His Son to Love Him

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 13h Hahaha! Good one @DepressedDarth! Do you have any Chewbacon? Hahaha! Why does my son love you more than me!? Darth Vader @Depressed Darth Ham Solo
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    Don't Encourage Him

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 3h Today I'll take Ben out for frozen treats and put a little black hood on his before he gets it I'll say LOOK IT'S SUPREME LEADER SNOWCONE!
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    Kylo Ren Has No Chill, That's His Problem

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo Jan 12 Ben got mad because I told him too many jokes about the Millennium Falcon. I told him to CHILL-ennium Falcon! #classic! #dadjoke! #haha!
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    Han Has a Habit of Tauntaunting His Twitter Rivals

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 13h What temperature was it in there @BadFatherHan? WAS IT LUKEWARM!? Bad Father Han Solo @BadFatherHan That year I made Ben live inside a tauntaun.
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    He Can Look It Up If He Really Wants to Know

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo Jan 12 Today Ben asked me how the hyperdrive works I told him you take a normal drive and give it sugar! He doesn't ask me about the ship anymore
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    So Much

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 12h Nice BB-8 ink! Did you get it done at the TATOOINE PARLOR!? Ahahaha Ben Ben come see what I just wrote! Nerdist @nerdist BB-8, Captain Marvel, Dole Whip, and more in today's #InkedWednesday nerdi.st/201k2bx
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    Ben, You're So Gifted

    Text - Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo 23h Me: Ben for your birthday I'm giving you Mynocks Ben: Dad why Me: I want them to be Yournocks! Ben having a funny father is the real gift
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