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Funny Things Happen To People On Their First Day At Work (Tweets)

When your first day at work doesn't go as smooth as you have planned... 

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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as tour guide in New York] Me: this is the Statue of Liberty Guy: what is it made from? Me, looking at guidebook: mostly liberty 5:59 PM - 5 Oct 2018 101 Retweets 584 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes @david8hughes Follow [first day as news anchor] Me [tryin not to laugh readin report about a man gettin kicked by a horse]: hes said to be in a stable condition 7:25 AM 28 Oct 2016 1,566 Retweets 3,833 Likes
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    Text - Shen the Bird Follow @Shen_the_Bird [first day after lying on my job application] me: can we pull over at a mcdonalds or something co-pilot: what 12:22 PM - 8 Nov 2018 1,453 Retweets 11,046 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day at NASA] Boss: you have a budget of $17.5m *1 month later* Boss: we need a progress update Me, has blown entire budget on trying to teach my dog how to talk: in space it's night time all the time My dog: I concuss Me, sighs heavily: he means concur 7:54 PM-5 Sep 2018 661 Retweets 3,380 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as newsreader] Мe: .. Producer: you gotta read it out loud 7:20 AM - 3 Nov 2018 270 Retweets 1,398 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad [first day as head chef at fancy restaurant] Waiter: we need a chicken cordon bleu and a leek and potato soup Me, conferring with the gerbil in my hat: yeah we can do toast and ice water 5:37 PM - 19 Oct 2018 85 Retweets 600 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [new guy gets shown around the office] Me: Hi, I'm Dave New guy: oh are you the Dave who loves cycling or the Dave who makes up random facts in the hope nobody will check them out? Me: no, I'm the Dave whose grandfather invented suitcases 3:17 PM - 19 Sep 2018 301 Retweets 1,786 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as coast guard] Boss: 7 people died on your watch today Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine 8:57 AM - 6 Aug 2015 4,823 Retweets 9,915 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad [first day as car salesman] Customer: electric windows? Me, taps window: glass Customer: break horse power? Me: oh yeah, this will smash a horse to bits Customer: 4 wheel drive? Me, quickly counts: yup Customer: manual? Me: in the glove box 7:50 AM - 19 Aug 2018 463 Retweets 2,061 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as tour guide at Natural History Museum] "So exactly how old are these bones?" "Oh those bones are in fact old as fuck." 8:31 AM 10 May 2015 3,147 Retweets 6,900 Likes
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    Text - The Dad Follow THE DAD @thedad [first day as a magician] Me: now I'm gonna put a firecracker inside this goose everyone gasps in horror but that one kid you've always gotta keep an eye on starts applauding and cheering* 3:27 PM - 10 Sep 2018 36 Retweets 317 Likes
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    Text - David Hughes Follow @david8hughes [first day as a con artist] investment into nice things for myself 7:40 pm [opening my wallet] wait.. what 7:41 pm One month That's all it takes I may even do it sooner It's hard to tell with the market the way it is in the climate with the stocks and the financialness Ob fiscal as well 4:48 AM - 24 Oct 2018 63 Retweets 633 Likes
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