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These Tumblr Posts Would Make a Great Addition For Your Weekend

Don't forget about Tumblr. Sure, Twitter and Instagram are great for memes and jokes, but Tumblr has some real gems. Sometimes it's not just the post that's funny, but people's reactions and comments. Start by reading some of these. It's worth it.

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    Text - pumpkinsforsale Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It's going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh Ryan Reynolds: ME Ryan Reynolds: l'LL DO IT Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER
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    Snake - tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course
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    Text - faramirsblessing arabianbutch tumblr Follow littletetra When you're stuck in a point and click adventure game: THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL The bird? The match? Light the bird with the match? Source:littletetra 75,348 notes
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    Text - reignfall curathesheep tumblr Follow laughingsquid A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler's Desk jumpingjacktrash fucking superb you funky little felon Source:Laughing Squid #Photo #and i just want queue to feel love 149,614 notes
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    Text - gayllorona carlos-the-swarlos tumblr Follow owlmylove i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said "oh, it's so cutel i love the pom-pom on the top" and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said "you called this a pom-pom?" and i said yes, that's what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said "pom-pom" in a fascinated voice Source:owlmylove 378,071 notes
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    Text - My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker. A child's mind is always so positive I showed this tweet to some of my classmates and now whenever one of us is stressed about everything, someone will say "that's only x things". This 3yo is changing the lives of med students
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    Text - saturniata ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk kawaii-kozume Oh? Would you elaborate? saturniata okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying "hewwo" so since then I started saying "hewwo" instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely "hewwo"like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo's a day but now that you have backstory
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    Text - sub-sequent: happiest: do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio
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    Text - illegalaustralien hotboyproblems tumblr Follow senatorgana today my dad was like "hey honey are you mad at me?" and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like "oh okay, it's just that you haven't called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i'd done something to upset you" because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was lik.. oh look what you did internet you made the word daddy weird for me and now you've made my dad feel insecure homosexualchronicles oh my god So
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    Text - just-shower-responses-responses just-shower-responses tumblr Follow just-shower-thoughts When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they are hoping you end up in the cast just-shower-responses OH MY FUCKING GOD just-shower-responses-responses How have I never figured this out!! Sourcejust-shower-thoughts 3,515 notes
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    Text - swarnpert femmchantress tumblr Follow birdfriender I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot promote criminal activities" and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I'd like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work swarnpert this is my son, rob Source:birdfriender 115,434 notes
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    Text - luffykun3695 imoved5643347-deactivated201510 tumblr Follow kunchuu So my dad has new clients and their son is transgender. He got pregnant with his boyfriend and put the baby up for adoption and the baby was adopted by a gay couple.. .which means that his baby daughter has 4 dads and no mom. tyrianterror This kid is going to own at the 'my dad can beat up your dad' game Source:quymanuel #trans humor 486,040 notes
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    Text - tumblr Follow aaronsmithtumbler Older forms of English kept Latin's gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix. This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids 58,091 notes
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    Text - darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore most parents: afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad 131,942 notes
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    Text - lunalovegoodjunior bitter-feminist tumblr Follow hermionemollypeggypond Dumbledore, died at age 115 Horcruxes made: 0 Voldemort, died at age 71 Horcruxes made: 7 Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass. lunalovegoodjunior this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am Sou
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