27 Times Anna Kendrick Was The Sharp-Witted, Comedy Goddess Of Twitter

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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 L Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight >
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 Anna-Ken-Drink-You-Under-The-Table #MakeACelebritylrish #Alreadylrish #HappyStPatricksDay
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 Watching a documentary about Meth. "If you can bake cookies, you can make meth." Well great, now I want cookies and meth.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 "I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder." - inventor of the sauna
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 I'm done being embarrassed about my boring taste in sushi. If it looks like it killed Nemo's mom, I'm not eating it.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 "I'm so cold. Now I'm immediately so hot." - my internal journey every four seconds on a plane.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 Why do airlines always seem to panic when the flight is full? Isn't that your goal? Why are you so unprepared for your goal??
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Does anyone else think "don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo" over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don't.
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    funny tweet - Face - Anna Kendrick Following @AnnaKendrick47 When you are awake at 4:30 in the morning for no GD reason and you check Twitter to find that (on the day you need her most) your good pal Ambien is being dragged through the mud Leave her alone! GIF
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
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    funny tweet - Job - 840 DAALG Sometimes start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it alpng the way Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Most of the interviews I do.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 "Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves" - Someone at my funeral, I hope
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Yes of course I got your text I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 "You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you"
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it- together" feeling was temporary
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. "What will her baby look like?!" A baby. You've seen a baby right? It'll look like that.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 "I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" Former friends of mine.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don't have to say "Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Burned my thumb on set today. iPhone fingerprint ID won't work. Pretty sure I can get away with murder as long as I only use my thumb.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
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    funny tweet - Text - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 The word "Anna" shifted up the alphabet one letter becomes "Boob." Ho. Ly. Shit. -via reddit

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