43 Assorted Memes That'll Put You In Your Happy Place

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    memes - Adaptation - Showed my grandpa memes and he loved them so much he printed them off for his friends @alienwithnojob
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    memes - Cartoon - Car Salesman: *slaps bucket of white paint* T
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    memes - Player - Chemical Brother @ndoarum I asked this girl for her number and she brought out her phone, switched it off in front of me and said "sorry my battery is dead"
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    memes - Text - m4ge there's a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like
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    memes - Text - Speaking of garlic, are you one of these people who puts a clothespin on the end of your nose at the very men- tion of it? If so, go back to your mut- ton and cold boiled potatoes. Eat your lmp lettuce and tomato salad and may you pass to a hereafter where am- brosia is made out of distilled water and carrot juice. Garlic is a flavoring for the gods and it is treason to say that a little of it goes a long way yesterdaysprint Arizona Republic, Phoenix, September 20, 1942 holy-terro
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    memes - Text - kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich
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    memes - Text - "Shapeshifting, but only once" is still of the funniest concepts to me candygarnet cargoshortsdefender Shape shifts from a baby to an adult but slowly
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    memes - Text - theperksofbeingafluteplayer when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said "everyone thinks I'm wearing plaid shorts, but they're really just boxers" and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers this kid just up and didn't wear pants to school and no one noticed I think about it a lot biggest-gaudiest-patronuses you met a god of yore pizzaback he lived many people's nightmares like it's nothing
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    memes - Technology - salesman: "slaps roof of keyboard 8u675il9tovretretre5bre4sr7bu6vm5ivb4das
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    memes - Material property - Her father Which qualities made you chose my daughter as your gf Me Hormel Thick &Easy Alment diététique destined medicales speciales Epaississant instantané en po Destine aux patients aynt de de la déglutition e 225g Via Mohetly resh.oom
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    memes - Text - When you're eating fistfuls of shredded cheese at 3 am and someone turns on the light
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    memes - Text - Brian Worst accepted your friend request. Write on Brian's timeline. 18 minutes ago Brian Worst Brian Best Just now suck itttttttttttt
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    memes - Eyewear - FACT NO. 1027 Surprisingly for a product made up almost solely of pure sugar, a typical serving size of cotton candy only contains about 30 grams of sugar (about 115 calories). This is actually about 9 grams less sugar than a 12 ounce can of Coca-Cola (39 grams of sugar / 140 calories). TodaylFoundOut.com ©TODAYIFOUNDOUT. COM
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    memes - Text - lil lina @linathedaffodil When I told mt gynecologist that my birth control was making me feel depressed she said "well.. 11 you'll feel even more depressed if you get pregnant" well damn b h.
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    memes - Vertebrate - 33v0 what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too 33v0 look at this s It They radiate peace lizardsister capybaras are friend shaped
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    memes - Text - ghostcongregation i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. 'we never went to the moon' boring, pedestrian. 'we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we're on earth' = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities Source: ghostcongregation 145,386 notes
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    memes - Product - Lawmakers sick after drinking raw milk to celebrate legalizing raw milk Veake DELEGATE PAT MCGEEHAN (R) HANCOCK, DIST. 1 E11:02 58 HO wHA.cm stability: i love this country
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    memes - Dog - ellie @holy_schnitt Apr 13 when you and your friend have completely different interests and personalities but still love & respect each other
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    memes - Soccer ball - Seleção Brasileira Folgen @BrazilStat South Korea's manager has admitted that his players have exchanged shirts during training sessions and friendlies in order to mislead the Swedes: using this tactic because I know that "We are for Europeans, it is difficult to distinguish Asians [by face]." #Russia2018 QA CocaCola VISA dcup #worldcup vivo Bud vive KM KM #worldcup LUC Hisense ud Hisense dcup POWEE SODIDO TELSTRR onbp 17. Juni 2018 07:26 7.785 Retweets 11.850 Gefällt mir"-
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    memes - Text - The Creole Khaleesi @NotGeauxGabby My cousin just told me that it's "not classy" to eat a large box of shrimp fried rice by myself. I told her it's not classy to not know who her child'd father is. Now everyone's yelling. 3/20/18, 7:24 PM 15.3K Retweets 52.8K Likes
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    memes - Text - How English has changed over the last 1000 years: the 23rd Psalm Modern (1989) The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing He lets me lie down in green pastures. He leads me to still waters. King James Bible (1611) The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still wate r Middle English (1100-1500) Our Lord gouerneth me, and nothyng shal defailen to me. In the sted of pastur he sett me ther. He norissed upon water of f
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    memes - Text - oo00 Verizon @ 10 48% 5:01 PM Logan Ferreira Monday at 7:51 PM pulls up to order window* "HI WELCOME TO TACO BELL HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?" "good how are you?" "I WANNA BAJA BLAST MY BRAINS OUT, ORDER WHENEVER YOU'RE READY"
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    memes - Canidae - crydaisy: blshiit: BEFORE AND AFTER The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant that's so cute
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    memes - Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this 23/05/2018, 06:55 52.5K Retweets 230K Likes
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    memes - Text - wealthyhugepenis i really like stickers but at the same time i don't because once you stick them somewhere that's it, it's finished, and i'm just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility diabadass I have been waiting for this post my whole life bloodyxbaroness I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.
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    memes - Text - Tyson @cowboyhehe Being vegan has been so f ing easy,I literally just stare at the sun and I'm full. Thanks photosynthesis
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    memes - Social group - Ol be the victim! All your life.
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    memes - Text - Molly Dvorak @mollydvorak *my step dad comes in drunk at the end of the night and walks into the kitchen* him: "what time is it?" *looks at the microwave that has 53 seconds still sitting on it* him again: "53? F that's late"
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    memes - Text - molly @MollySneed I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
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    memes - Photograph - When ur friend makes a mean joke but you love it cuz ur also evil Citytv
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    memes - Cool - When your day is already bad, and you get more bad news to add to the collection
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    memes - Cartoon - me: god if he's not right for me send me a sign He's not right for you That sign won't stop me because I cant read!
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    memes - Text - glumshoe I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor docincredible ...Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them? glumshoe Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade,
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    memes - Text - Jerry @Jerrypleasure my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman" 10:37 PM 08 Aug 18 34.5K Retweets 97.4K Likes
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    memes - Text - likkistu-ormur I went to the farmer's market yesterday and at the honey guy's booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said "No, but
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    memes - Text - deadbishop I was reading about Thomas Jefferson's medical history and Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20) thatsthat24 Jefferson's so #relatable
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    memes - Organism - teacher catches you with snack Teacher: Did you bring enough to share with everybody? Me: Death is a preferable alternative to Communism. ifunny.ce
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    memes - Ecoregion - I like my women how I like my weather MOIST & UNSTABLE
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    memes - Sky - You gained weight for this role, is that right? I did. They didn't ask me to. nlylolgifs: Adam on his role in Pitch Perfect
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    memes - Text - ian bremmer Follow @ianbremmer Things not looking so good for millennials.. MEDIAN INCOME $ Americans aged 25 to 34 34k 34k 2016 1977 Owen Watson Follow @ohwatson Price of a loaf of bread: 1977: $0.32 2016: $1.96 Median income, ages 25-34: 1977: $34,000 2016: $34,000 But sure let's keep paying people to write articles about how our generation is at fault for society's problems
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    memes - Screenshot - 32,064 ruinedchildhood toinfinityandbeyonce 18 216 NO spookyhouse ha reblogueado a mobsterkingpin 2012-07-17 00 41 Fuente: darkandchaos 16 073 NO spookyhouse ha reblogueado a kingofhakas 2012-07-17 00 39 african-fairy theres always that one weak b isn't down with murder h in the group that princekarkat: for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak b h Source: princekarkat

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