Stephen Colbert Loses His Sh*t, Plans to Marry a Chicken Over Y2K15
July 8 was a tough day for America and people with highly accute anxiety.
With technical errors plaguing everything from the New York Stock Exchange to all flights from United Airlines, it seemed like our technology infused lifestyle was soon to be demolished in a flash of dystopian prophecy.
Hell, some outlets stuck their tongue firmly in their cheek and straight up told us to panic.
Stephen Colbert decided to take them up on this offer. He doesn't take over the Late Show from David Letterman until September, so he has plenty of time to freak out over everything.
Plus, he probably ran out of cable access channels willing to give him copious amounts of screen time.
