Tumblr User Explains How Spy Kids 3 Is The Most Baffling Cinematic Experience Ever

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mattstaff
Dec 6, 2018 1:00 PM EST

You had us at Spy Kids lore. 2003 was a lawless time, and it was a damned beautiful time. 

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    Text - dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it's just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
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    Photo caption - THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY? Oh, you can call me Devlin
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    Poster - Later we see Juni's grandpa who is KHAN?? who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly Donit wait for me Juni HIl catch up with you
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    Fictional character - THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES We are you
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    Fictional character - ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP rim the Guy ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
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    Fictional character - Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression For imprisoning me For using me
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    Facial expression - Then we get Antonio Banderas doing this? Nobody move. Nobody move!
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    Font - AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE MACHETE
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    Photo caption - AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON Somebody call in a loon? HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE??? stinkyhat steve buscemi shows up on a flying pig because he was a character in the Spy Kids 2 & wanted to help out his friends. please read up on spy kids lore before saying ignorant shit like this
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