People Somehow Improved on This 'Ridiculously Photogenic Neanderthal' With Photoshop

The users of Reddit's Photoshop Battles sub were very taken with this ancient humanoid. He may be a wax statue, but he clearly has a heart of gold. With some creative adjustments, they managed to build him a life in our confusing modern world.

Advertisement
  • 01

    The Original

    Hair
    via mambungalon

    This is a wax figure of a Neanderthal in Espace de l'Homme de Spy in Belgium.

  • Advertisement
  • 02

    When He Came To in 2016, He Had to Do Some Soul Searching

    Facial hair
    via 2Thebreezes
  • 03

    Then He Got Pretty Into Craft Beer

    Facial hair
    via DrWankalot
  • 04

    Eventually, He Settled Down and Got an Office Job

    Hair
    via wileyrocketcentaur1
  • Advertisement
  • 05

    Then He Thought It Was Time to Get Back On the Dating Scene

    Gadget - C12 4 neander Ned, 19
    via InnererSchweinehund
  • 06

    He Picked Up Some Hobbies

    Marathon - DPER RIVER EDE RUN ZEDDIE B5917 CORRAL B
    via Ulrich453

    Chasing down prey isn't important anymore but what else are you going to do while looking ridiculously photogenic if not run a marathon?

  • 07

    He Tried Out Several Careers

    T-shirt - SPECTRE 007 COMING SOON MGM sDonooo O07.coM
    via philmbilly

    Like acting.

  • Advertisement
  • 08

    Modelling

    Painting
    via Loadin76
  • 09

    Astronaut

    Facial hair - ND SPAC 7N VI 0 e os ггаяя АVЗ
    via Dom_Angelo66
  • 10

    At Some Point He Tried His Hand At Being a Lawyer

    Hair
    via myphotoshopaccount

    He was actually very successful. 


  • Advertisement
  • 11

    But He's Still Best Known for His Charming Smile and Magnificent Parties

    Gentleman
    via mambungalon

Stay entertained and up to date by following us on Facebook and Instagram!

Tags

list photoshop photoshop battle
Scroll down for the next article

Also From Memebase

Trending Now

18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

01
Mother refuses to respect her daughter’s home, turns it into an unofficial daycare for unruly grandkids, forcing the woman to ban babysitting and her nephews altogether

Mother refuses to respect her daughter’s home, turns it into an unofficial daycare for unruly grandkids, forcing the woman to ban babysitting and her nephews altogether

02
‘I was their judge. I was their jury’: 36-year-old son claps back at family after they try to worm their way back into his life despite disowning him 15 years prior

‘I was their judge. I was their jury’: 36-year-old son claps back at family after they try to worm their way back into his life despite disowning him 15 years prior

03
17-year-old cuts off remarried dad after he converts her bedroom into room for his mother-in-law: 'My mom woke me up at 5am and asked what I did'

17-year-old cuts off remarried dad after he converts her bedroom into room for his mother-in-law: 'My mom woke me up at 5am and asked what I did'

04
Workplace requires mandatory Saturday shifts for employees who already work 45-50 hours from 1AM to 10AM: 'I essentially get no time to myself'

Workplace requires mandatory Saturday shifts for employees who already work 45-50 hours from 1AM to 10AM: 'I essentially get no time to myself'

05
Parents refuse to pay their 15-year-old babysitter the full amount they owed her because they thought her tank top was inappropriate: '$50 does not feel like enough money for 2 kids and 7 hours'

Parents refuse to pay their 15-year-old babysitter the full amount they owed her because they thought her tank top was inappropriate: '$50 does not feel like enough money for 2 kids and 7 hours'

06
Advertisement