'Robert The Cat' Teaches His Human How To Fully Understand Cats

Robert is a cat living on an allotment site (community garden) in Birmingham UK. He thinks his human does not understand cats so he's trying to help her. For more of his brilliant tweets, visit his twitter page, and for more cute cats just stick around here. 

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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat I asked my human NOT to take a photo of me in front of this cactus because it makes me look as though I've got a weird hairstyle. I even put my annoyed face on. Would she listen? No. She's beyond help.
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat @AllotmentCat Follow Why has my human put this silly notice on one of my beds? She forgot the blanket too - I'll have to have a serious word with her. M JARS FOR JENNY JAM JARS for MALL JARS ONLY PLEASE ENNY e Eardhn
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat I was relaxing in the sunshine when my human took this photo. She said I look as though I've been polished. She says some really weird things.
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat Can you see what my human wrote on the notice? She makes me laugh. (What does priceless mean?) ALL ON THIS TABLE USE 50p PLAN LA EXCEPT ROBERT, HES PRICELESS
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    twitter - Glove - Robert the allotment cat @AllotmentCat Follow I think my human's hand must have been cold because she put this glove on before she started stroking me. Some of my hair stuck to it sol don't think she'll be doing it again. REE THAN YOUa
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat I'm fed up. There is no privacy around here. I told my human I don't want her to take this sort of photo but she thinks it's funny. I said it's a breach of Feline Rights. She laughed.
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    twitter - Plant - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat My human thought I would make a good shop assistant. She was wrong. Nobody bothered even looking at the plants - they just wanted to make a fuss of me. It's time for a career change. SUNNY REGGAE LARGE FLOWER BEGONIA 20ETION COMTOLLED uOROC ETS PORTION CONTRO GEPANIOM 50P eack
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat I'm grateful that my human gives me nice fresh water to drink - but a whole jug full? Seriously? I'll do my best but I don't think I'll be able to finish it. 8:48 PM 13 Dec 2018
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    twitter - Text - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat My human has done it again and retweeted posts which might upset other humans. I keep telling her that this is my account, but she forgets. She is old and her memory is not good. She can't work out how to delete them. I will watch her more carefully in future. 6:54 AM - 18 Dec 2018 7 Retweets 135 Likes
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat I love to sit and stare at my human. She said it looks as though I'm trying to hypnotize her but I don't know what she means.
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    twitter - Cat - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat When we were filmed for the One Show the film crew asked me to look after their sound equipment. They said it cost a lot of money. I got bored after 5 minutes and went off. I'm a cat. I've got better things to do. VENMICULI1E E1-25
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    twitter - Text - Robert the allotment cat Follow @AllotmentCat My human said she loves all the dating advice I'm getting. 3:05 AM - 27 Nov 2018 Ca 2 Retweets 78 Likes
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    twitter - Cat - This is another of my beds. Whoever designed it is a genius - that plastic thing is perfect for resting my chin on. One day my human might put something soft in it for me to sleep on but for the moment I'll just make do with paper. NEMBER
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    twitter - Cat - love how my human put this in the greenhouse for me. It's so much better than a blanket because if I get a bit bored I can spend time popping the little bubbles with my claws. Not sure why she left the plant pots underneath though, I'll push them away.
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