32 Silly Sh*tposts That'll Get You In The Holiday Spirit

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Ada Elder
Dec 25, 2018 10:00 AM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Samm Levine @SammLevine My waiter: Are you ready to order? Me: Oh, can you give us just another minute? My waiter: [Finally reemerging after watching all three Lord of the Rings films] So have we decided on some appetizers?
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    Text - "how's your life going?" 17:2 from bad to worse
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    Text - javeigh young-white @javeigh how much water do i have to drink before depression exits my cells through osmosis & diffusion 12/18/18, 6:37 PM
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    Text - Parents: why you wanna move so bad Me: independence Me in head: gettin a lizard
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    Product - When his meme game is weak
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    Text - guess i was wrong @Chain... 17h mike wazowskis feeble limbs large vulnerable eye and poor depth perception would make him one of the easiest pixar characters to kill in combat t 7,661 81 33.9K
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    Comfort food - Me in the mirror: ooh lookin' kinda cute Me in a photo:
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    Text - Me finding out I drank all the beers I had in the fridge
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    Text - What state you live in? 5 minutes ago Despair Where is that?
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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.
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    Product - SCIENTIST: I just boiled water ME: solid SCIENTIST: no ME: I just mean that's cool SCIENTIST: WRONG AGAIN BadJokeBen
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    Yellow - Gold The better gold The person reading this The best gold
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    Text - When you've had a few drinks and you feel the hoe coming out
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    Technology - get in loser we're going hee heeing
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    Walking - Shopping My Phone Science Memes that I have saved, but no one to show it to
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    Text - hungwy In my mind I'm constantly doing yoshi's down+b noise hungwy BRRRRING HÆH jasper-rolls posts that make you go brrrring hæh
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    Text - Please don' t say mean things about yourself. * That is my friend you are talking about.
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    Nose - BBC News NEWS 19 Dec at 03:10 BBC In recognition of the US president's climate change denial. BBC NEWS BBC NEWS 2 MIN READ A blind amphibian that buries its head in sand has been named after Donald Trump 68k 4.4K comments 13K shares
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    Text - Lieutenant Sarah @LieutenantSara1 When you stick it in my mouth, do you want me to look in your eyes? "Ma'am, just blow in the breathalyzer please. 5:39 PM 16 Nov 18
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    Text - Regular Frog @FrogCroakley He's boiling an egg He's boiling it twice He's boiled it again He's losing his mind Santa Claus is repeatedly boiling an egg 12:39 AM 20 Dec 18 Twitter Web Client 9,436 Retweets 40.5K Likes
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    Text - Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. BUT I'm not racist
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    Text - Expat Med @DrExpat I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS.
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    OhI definitely am Chighfiveexpert SALT SALE LLE RUBBER CO
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    Product - "How's your love life?" Me:
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    Text - cashier: your card isn't working, do you want me to try again? me: yes
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    Text - Mr. Drinks On Me Follow @Mr_DrinksOnMe A new scientific study claims that fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you won't either. 9:36 pm -16 Nov 2018 99 Retweets 181 Likes 11 181 66 t1
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    Cartoon - me: i'm never drinking ever again' gets a text message* 'u coming out tonight?? me:
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    Text - @feltsad @feltsad caption this @memezar @sparkly me thinking of someone who wants literally nothing to do with me
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    Adaptation - When you meet someone as weird as you ITS
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    Cartoon - how can you face your problem, if your problem is your face
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    Cartoon - "Raise your hands if you're going into 2019 drunk, poor, and single" as D
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    Text - ellie @holy_schnitt i'm so passionate about going to sleep without an alarm set for the next morning.will I wake up at 10? 2? 7 bc my body's accustomed to it? who knows, but the alarm is not my master on saturdays. dobby has no master. dobby is a free elf
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