Sleep-Deprived Girl's Impulsive Act On Her Teenage Sister's Birthday Backfires Terribly

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mattstaff
Feb 24, 2019 12:00 AM EST

This is a real TIFU story, although I don't know if she can entirely blame it on being tired. I've been sleep deprived many times in my life and I never had the urge to do what she did. You'd think that any older sibling might know a thing or two about letting your impulsive bullsh*t-ridden behavior get in the way of NOT being a sh*tty person, especially on your younger sister's birthday. She was but a "drop in the ocean of stupidity." But we all f*ck up, right? 

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    Text - I am so beside myself with shame that I almost couldn't bring myself to post this. But reddit karma is my mistress and I must heed her sweet call So yesterday was my sister's birthday (this fu didn't happen today, yadda yadda), I was waking up from a dead, night shift worker induced sleep when my teenaged sister wandered into my to proudly boast of her garnered treasures "Look what mom gave me," said my poor sister, unaware of what was about to happen as she placed a pretty little golden
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    Text - Now, I cannot stress enough that what happened next took nothing more than a split second. I looked at that ring in my hand and I just got this image of me throwing back my head and swallowing the damn thing like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. My primitive ape brain said "funny joke!" So I did it. I think it was the next split second when I saw the horror in my sister's eyes and felt the ring slide past my gullet that I realized what a horrible mistake I had made. So my little sister runs screamin
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    Text - So brief intermission from my sister's birthday Imake a quick excursion to the ER, where my story is once again not found funny by anyone and is met with either stern disapproval or remarkable sense of passivity, like you could see in their eyes that they had seen endless shit and to them I was just a simple drop in the ocean of human stupidity. They took a couple X-rays and hung around the ER for about 8 hours before they broke the news that I was going to live (much to my mother's chagr
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    Text - DolarisNL 3h Oh, wow... When can we vote for best of 2019? We have a winner here. Proper fk up
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