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People Are Hilariously Responding To This Woman Claiming "No Man Has All Five"

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    Text - black hawtie Follow @bittermulattos no man has all five: 1. good dick 2. communication skills 3.0 hoes 4. A height over 5'9 5. Ability to display emotion 2:08 PM - 6 Jan 2019 47,569 Retweets 204,716 Likes
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    Text - angela @AngK101 Follow no man has all five: 1. separate shampoo and conditioner 2. emotional intelligence 3. a blank criminal record 4. more than 3 items in their fridge 5. friends who aren't drug dealers 7:30 PM - 9 Jan 2019 629 Retweets 3,759 Likes
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    Text - Kynzie Follow @kynziealexis No man has all five 1. texts me back 2. 3. 4. 5. 2:55 PM - 10 Jan 2019 249 Retweets 1,977 Likes
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    Text - beauty and the yeast infection Follow @crocfanpage no man has all five 1. sports car 2. spiky bleached hair 3. diners 4. drive-ins 5. dives 2:51 PM - 11 Jan 2019 182 Retweets 812 Likes
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    Text - rob. Follow @robfromonline no man has all five: 1. perfect hair 2. a beautiful singing voice 3. the will to never give you up 4. the ability to never let you down 5. the strength to never run around and desert you fuck you rick astley you lying piece of shit you broke my heart 1:22 PM 10 Jan 2019 3 Retweets 993 Likes
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    Text - trang @tranganhdong Follow No man has all five: 1. smooth talkin' 2. so rockin' 3. everything that a girl's wantin' 4. guitar cutie 5. plays it groovy 7:19 PM 8 Jan 2019 287 Retweets 1,219 Likes
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    Text - Cross Country Probs CC Follow @CrossProb no runner has all five 1. every toenail 2. a durable body 3. airpods 4. a social life 5. fast finish 9:34 AM - 10 Jan 2019 345 Retweets 2,586 Likes
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    Text - New Year Same Pendeja Follow @samanthaaa_eli No man has all five: 1. Clean sheets 2. The ability to make a woman cum 3. A height over 5'10 4. Willing to commit 5. Friends who aren't drug dealers 7:49 PM - 9 Jan 2019 1,593 Retweets 8,466 Likes
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    Text - Sam Stryker Follow @sbstryker No gay has all five: - Never has dyed their hair blonde - Doesn't own THAT* striped Zara shirt - True vers - Hasn't ever captioned a selfie "thank u, next" - Can parallel park 11:39 AM - 11 Jan 2019 388 Retweets 2,773 Likes
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    Text - Danny Devito Facts Follow @FactsDevito no man has all five: 1. beautiful face 2. smol body 3. kind eyes 4. cute laugh 5. toe knife oh wait, one man does, Danny Devito 5:25 AM - 11 Jan 2019 131 Retweets 835 Likes
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    Text - Grimaldo Follow @daddydatsun No woman has all five 1. 1st round draft pick 2. 324lbs 3. 7 foot 1 4. Star of kazaam 1996 5. Is shaq 4:12 PM 10 Jan 2019 17 Retweets 70 Likes
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    Text - (not) joe Follow @TravusHertl no woman has all five 1. apple bottom jeans 2. boots with the fur 3. the whole club looking at her 4. them baggy sweat pants 5. and them reeboks with the straps 10:05 AM -9 Jan 2019 4,730 Retweets 18,946 Likes
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    Text - Javi Moreno Follow @Javi386 No Texan has all five 1. A truck 2. A stack of Whataburger numbers 3. Boots 4. An opinion on the Dallas Cowboys 5. Vegetables in their fridge 12:06 PM 11 Jan 2019
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    Text - 2natez Follow @natethegreat118 No woman has all five - Falling Asleep - Calling a cab - Having a smoke - Taking a drag Going to bed, stomach is sick 12:32 PM 11 Jan 2019 from Cozumel, Quintana Roo 71 Retweets 323 Likes
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    Text - an pigeon,, @imskytrash Follow no man has all five 1. is italian 2. has a mustache 3. wears a green hat and overalls 4. is slightly taller than his brother 5. texts me back 2:24 PM - 11 Jan 2019 1,184 Retweets 7,046 Likes

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