Woman's Next Door Neighbor Goes Full Sad Cringe Mode In Facebook Messages

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mattstaff
Feb 18, 2019 11:00 PM EST

Maybe this guy should consider why his wife's daring him to talk to other women. That could be a great starting place. Outside that I think he's set with those adept martial arts skillz! 

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    Text - Неy4 door again. I'd like to go get Gelato when you get a next chance. I've made a couple of comments about liking you to my wife so she dared me to take you on a date. I'd like to.I tried knocking on your door a few times prior to this but you didn't answer. If you have any concerns about my values, feel free to message jand ask opinion is. Please let me know if you are available to have dinner, get gelato, or otherwise do what something.
    via u/Fishylips
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    Text - 7:28 PM While I am flattered and respect open relationships, I am not interested. Hopefully attempting her dare will suffice for your wife! Have a good Hi night. Аа
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  • 03
    Text - Sounds good, thanks anyways, yeah, I cleaned up and was going to knock on your door again. I saw you exiting with your partner. Oh well, don't be shy if you ever feel differently. You are beautiful and seem like a good person! Also, if you are ever in trouble, I am adept at a variety of martial arts and am well armed so please seek refuge if there is a problem. I'll tell my wife I tried...
    via u/Fishylips
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    Text - She wants me to figure something out while she is gone. It has me kinda nervous to be honest, likel wasn't particularly confident talking to you... Facebook showed you typing but you've deleted it! I'm so curious what you were about to say! I'm probably blushing if anyone could see me.
    via u/Fishylips

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