Suspicious Quotation Marks

‘They got all huffy and left’: Server goes off on boomer guests after they sit themselves at a table and demand service, despite being told repeatedly to wait 1

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 2

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 3

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 4

Man shuts down entitled Karen after she attempted to enforce 'quiet Sundays,' ordering four neighbors to stop mowing their lawns 5

'A lady from accounting called': Traveling worker spends $30-$40 per meal after accountant refuses to reimburse small expenses 6

'Enjoy the 80 foot double spite wall': Guy builds ugly fence to get even with neighbor's attempts to sabotage his construction work 1

21+ Best Works Memes for Employees Working the Night Shift This Week 2

'99% of callers would apologize... the 1% however...": Teenager gets even with belligerent Chinese food customers 3

Employee quits job for better opportunity, boss threatens to contact new employer and get them to take back their offer: 'There's a chance I may be stuck here' 4

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 5

New Neighbor encroaches 9 inches over existing boundary, loses 20 feet after landowner orders survey: 'Homeboy should have just let sleeping dogs lie...' 6