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Twitter Story: Man Who Orders Weekly Pizza Angers Employees as He Continuously Tucks The Pie Under His Arm

This is the story of a man, who carried pizza boxes the wrong way and infuriated the whole world. OK, not the whole world, but this pizzeria for sure. Until they finally had enough and asked him, "Why?". 

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    Text - 1* 82% o AT&T 8:42 PM Tweet @sad_tree I've never hated anyone in my life except this next guy. 1/12/16, 8:31 PM 975 RETWEETS 2,563 LIKES joe @sad_tree My old job I worked at a pizza place Every week this guy came in and order 2 extra large pizzas. 1/12/16 410 768 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 And every single week, I yell "Pickup Smith". He walks up to the counter. Shows me his receipt. I slide the pizzas across the counter Reply to joe
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    Text - 1 82% o AT&T 8:42 PM Tweet joe @sad_tree Mr. Smith picks up the two pies (18")... AND TURNS THE BOXES 1/12/16 SIDEWAYS UNDER HIS ARMS. He walks out the door with 2 piping hot loaded pies 877 429 Mr. K @opusatrum 1/12/16 @sad_tree What you need is a good contract killer. 34 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 HE JUST NONCHALANTLY CARRIES HIS PIZZAS LIKE A HIGHSCHOOLER CARRYING TEXT BOOKS 436 1,044 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 Reply to joe
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    Text - 1 82% o AT&T 8:42 PM Tweet joe @sad_tree There were a bunch of Spanish cooks working with me, that couldn't take it. They spend 70 hours a week making pizzas. And to see this. 1/12/16 282 670 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 Theyd step to the back. Others couldn't look away. It was like a train wreck. A large elderly woman wearing yoga pants. Couldn't look away 700 266 Tokyo Sexwale @mlhartzell @sad_tree Domino's is the only pizza 1/12/16 FIFA recommended to be carried like that. And also dropped in
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    Text - 1 82% o AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet Keep in mind when you DELIVER a pizza( flat surface sitting in your car) if you drive erratically you can slide the cheese to one side. 310 651 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 And this guy was TUCKING. Up under his arm Like he was walking in to an interview with Disney Pixar carrying his doodle portfolio 375 1,202 joe @sad_tree Some of the cooks would say things like "he should not do this" "why does he do this" "puta no matter the nationality we agreed 1/12/16 os" but 41
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    Text - 1 82% ooo AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet Tommytougnstuff @Tommyt... 1/12/16 @sad_tree I'll carry my pizza pie Tommy Tough Stuff anyway I like 11 Tokyo Sexwale @mlhartzell @sad_tree is this turning into a 1/12/16 FIFA murder confession? #BakingAMurderer 7 291 joe @sad_tree At first, I started carrying his pizzas out to his car for him. "Oh wow great service" he'd say. And then when I handed him the pies 1/12/16 323 672 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 When we reached his Subaru, HED TUCK THEM UNDER HIS ARM THEN
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    Text - 1 82% o AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet JVlustaraCreams @Mustard... T/12716 @sad_tree u got this piece of shit's address? 93 joe @sad_tree Then I started hinting about eating other food. "Hey mr smith you 1/12/16 should try the cheese steaks" "the moss sticks are great" nope. Tucked. 307 687 Nnelg @justabloodygame @sad_tree Death is too good for this 1/12/16 one. 41 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 Finally we offered free delivery, normally $1.75 delivery fee, but for him. Nothing. Don't even tip. Just let bring
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    Text - 1 82% .ooo AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet You live 35 minutes away and only stop here because you work locally? Don't worry. We got you 260 647 Tokyo Sexwale @mlhartzell 1/12/16 FIFA @sad_tree Only solution is to sit down with the guy and feed him. As soon as you're gone, He's tucking that shit 60 joe @sad_tree "Nah. I like coming in to see you guys... Is he fucking with us? Does he enjoy the range of emotion we 1/12/16 demonstrate because of his antics? 349 1,055 Tokyo Sexwale @mlhartzell @sad_tree
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    Text - 1 82% o AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 regretful 've never seen someone as of their profession as our Guatemalan cook Tony. He told me Smith made him 'want to to go home' 1,143 315 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 I digress. It's my last week working there. Smith calls his order in on Thursday. I know I have 25 minutes to prepare. What should I say. 256 596 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 I've never straight up asked him. Closest I've gotten was proxy conversations with customers that came up after
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    Text - 1 82% .ooo AT&T 8:43 PM Tweet Tokyo Sexwale @mlhartzell 1/12/16 FIFA @sad_tree this could be made into a Michael Bay movie 2 49 joe @sad_tree So he walks in. He pays. The pies come out. I yell "Pick Up Smith". He walks up with his receipt. I slide the pies. He picks them up 1/12/16 265 543 TimKaniaExperience @timk... 1/12/16 @sad_tree That was a cry for help 14 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 begins to tuck them under his arm. And in this moment I know. It's now or never. My five years at Philadelp
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    Text - 1 82% ooo AT&T 8:44 PM Tweet @sad_tree This is better than #SOTU 34 joe @sad_tree This is for me, for tony, for 1/12/16 Guatemala. He turns to leave. And suddenly as if without preparation I ask..."Why" 389 1,082 joe @sad_tree 1/12/16 He looks at the me. Then the tucked pies. Then back at me. Pauses for a moment and says 4343 773 joe @sad_tree They're for my family I don't even eat pizza 1/12/16 479 2,223 Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh 1/12/16 @sad_tree OH MY GOD Reply to joe
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