Twitter Users Share Their Best Opening Lines Of Their Obituary (12 Tweets)

'#FirstLineOfMyObitary swipe out to subscribe!' Twitter users are sharing the first line of their obituary and we wouldn't mind being invited to each and every one of them. 

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