'#FirstLineOfMyObitary swipe out to subscribe!' Twitter users are sharing the first line of their obituary and we wouldn't mind being invited to each and every one of them.
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary Putting the bitch in obituary
— ≋S≋U≋M≋M≋E≋R≋aPUNzel🇺🇸 (@RandilynIsIn) February 10, 2019Via @RandilynIsIn
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He was somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Pope Stevie Slow🎷ams (@alsoANGRYref) February 10, 2019Via @alsoANGRYref
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Kitty🐱 (@kittykrumley) February 10, 2019
I never was a mourning personVia @kittykrumley
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Whatever—I’ve still got eight lives to go...#FirstLineOfMyObituary pic.twitter.com/AIv0Mj5A7M
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) February 10, 2019Via @GeneralCattis
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I'm buried face down so you can kiss my ass. #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Johnsense. 😇💞😈 (@Johnsense38) February 10, 2019Via @Johnsense38
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Liz Beach (@JustMyTweet) February 10, 2019
She’s finally got a smoking hot body. 🔥🔥🔥Via @JustMyTweet
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary Someone clear my browser history
— PokeMePokeYou (@herotoalloFU) February 10, 2019Via @herotoalloFU
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) February 10, 2019
Who knew trains moved that fast?Via @KerryWaysman
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Mark In SoCal (@mlzema) February 10, 2019
“I guess he really was sick.”Via @mlzema
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I told you I was tired. #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Diana's 2 Sense 😷☣️ (@DianaHollins) February 10, 2019Via @DianaHollins
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) February 10, 2019
He said it didn't look poisonousVia @viewfrommyoffic
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Goddamn lawnmower#FirstLineOfMyObituary pic.twitter.com/y0CHwbEBGU
— Billie (@Billie_Jean00) February 10, 2019Via @Billie_Jean00 -
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