'#FirstLineOfMyObitary swipe out to subscribe!' Twitter users are sharing the first line of their obituary and we wouldn't mind being invited to each and every one of them.
Posted by Ameatball
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary Putting the bitch in obituary
— RantyPUNzel (@RandilynIsIn) February 10, 2019Via @RandilynIsIn
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He was somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Pope Stevie Slow🎷ams (@alsoANGRYref) February 10, 2019Via @alsoANGRYref
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Kitty🐱 (@kittykrumley) February 10, 2019
I never was a mourning personVia @kittykrumley
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Whatever—I’ve still got eight lives to go...#FirstLineOfMyObituary pic.twitter.com/AIv0Mj5A7M
— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) February 10, 2019Via @GeneralCattis
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I'm buried face down so you can kiss my ass. #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Johnsense. 😇💞😈 (@Johnsense38) February 10, 2019Via @Johnsense38
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Liz (@JustMyTweet) February 10, 2019
She’s finally got a smoking hot body. 🔥🔥🔥Via @JustMyTweet
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary Someone clear my browser history
— PokeMePokeYou (@herotoalloFU) February 10, 2019Via @herotoalloFU
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) February 10, 2019
Who knew trains moved that fast?Via @KerryWaysman
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Mark In SoCal (@mlzema) February 10, 2019
“I guess he really was sick.”Via @mlzema
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I told you I was tired. #FirstLineOfMyObituary
— Diana's 2 Sense 😷☣️ (@DianaHollins) February 10, 2019Via @DianaHollins
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#FirstLineOfMyObituary
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) February 10, 2019
He said it didn't look poisonousVia @viewfrommyoffic
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Goddamn lawnmower#FirstLineOfMyObituary pic.twitter.com/y0CHwbEBGU
— Billie (@Billie_Jean00) February 10, 2019Via @Billie_Jean00
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