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16 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Roast The Crap Out Of Terrible Fanfiction

Nothing says "cringey" quite like the insane fanfic that lurks in the deep dark corners of the internet. Whether the fanfiction been written by horny teenagers that don't really know anything about sex, or people who are *ahem* a bit overly creative  - we cannot get enough of these Tumblr tidbits! 

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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president "takes" the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says paul thats why i ran an
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction? teaberryblue Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant salty-red-mage 66,692 notes A
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead gxlddustwoman today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. butterflymorbid Every time I see this a piece of my soul
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think "smirk" is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene com
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction bottom! Jesus, top!Judas, sometimes i'm like 'fanfiction can't shock me anymore i'm numb to it' then i find this shit #hmmm 17,899 notes
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction I'm still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic. 218 chapters irs 3.5 million words AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS Chapters: 220 Words: 4,024,038 ITS STILL GOING STRONG
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey thaliaai How? It's not like you've experienced one either. carry-on-my-wayward-butt "ICharacter A] licked and nibbled [Character B's collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way." either they're tossing away the meaning of "nibbled" for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction t
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters snakegay Ronald blushed under his clown makeup. "Y-You like me?" me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3 ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_< burger king: o_0 "Yes Ronald, it has always been you..." Burger King said. gayvian im going to personally kick your ass Source:
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is thisurlisunavailable 1. Jesus and Hitler: A Romance reviews Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever. Bible - Rated: M - English Romance/Drama Chapters: 4 Words: 2,243 Reviews: 233 found it megalodonsrockyourshat excuse Author: ComicsNixPM Severus Snape arives at the Teletubies's house. He is their new professor. What new tricks these Telletubb
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    tumblr post presidential fanfictionauthor from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page fencer-x I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy's name nor his face nor whether our battle is done. hello-kitty-senpai ..
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction can someone please make a live action movie of 'my immortal' where the actors are forced to perform every line exactly how it was written northeastblue "I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice "That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. "My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. "Why?" I exclaimed. "Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. "Well, I am a vampire." I conf
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction I'm going to read a Spongebob fic They made their way to the bedroom, and sat on the bed, completely made of sand Patrick stroked Spongebob's face. "Spongebob, I want you to know you don't have to do this", Patrick said. Spongebob placed his hand on Patrick's and stared at him longingly, "I'm ready" I am not the same person I used to be Source: hesitantblogger #oh 134,794 notes
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly, "Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo. He will never look at her in the same way again.
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    tumblr post presidential fanficti I'm reading Don Quixote for my world literature class and apparently when it was first published in 1605 it was world-changingly popular, one of the first "popular novels" as we know it today, and there were all sorts of people who were writing and publishing their own unofficial fan-sequels to Don Quixote which was basically the first fan-fiction, and then in 1615 the original author wrote an official sequel in which Don Quixote reads a piece of fanfic about hi
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction i found presidential fan fiction I'm really distressed Obama smiled, running a hand down Bill's chest.
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    tumblr post presidential fanfiction BBC NEWS NEYO Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un have finally shaken hands. Last year they were threatening each other with war. quiffedphil enemies to lovers slow burn | 500k+ | wip depressed--and--underdressed Why do I even fucking bother with this website
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