Listen, we're not trying to sound bitter or anything, but could everyone cool it with the lovey dovey romantic crap? It's starting to become an oppressive world of pink, red, and white lace. We're just trying to get through the week without puking. Fortunately, for the time being, we can retreat to the wonderfully relatable world of Twitter, where people are having fun with the hashtag game #SignsYouAreSingle. There's no smug romance here. We're safe.