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22+ Adult Jokes From Children's Movies and Shows You May Have Missed

Hey, adults are the ones who write all of these shows anyway so it just makes sense that they'd sneak something in for the parents. Some of these are references only adults would get, others are just straight up filthy. Anyway, after these you may look at your childhood a little differently.

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    Text - to_the_tenth_power 1.5k points4 hours ago In one of the Powerpuff Girls episodes, the girls make friends with another girl their age and when they introduce her to Professor Utonium they explain he created them by accident. The girl says, "Don't worry professor, I was made by accident too."
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    Text - FreeSkittlez 1.0k points 4 hours ago Shrek and Donkey showing up to Lord Farquad's castle "Do you think he's compensating for something?" In Cars, Lightning wins a race and two girl cars flash their headlights at him In the Rugrat Movie, two newborn babies have this conversation while peeking into their own diapers Girl baby: They cut my cord Boy baby: Consider yourself lucky
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    Text - long30214 1.0k points 3 hours ago I always thought it was hilarious in Despicable Me when Gru goes to get a loan from the Bank of Evil there's a little sign under it that says "formerly Lehman Brothers."
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    Text - bubblegumbeth 884 points 4 hours ago In the first Toy Story, when they were in Sid's house and comes across the toy that's a mix between a fishing hook and sexy legs... a hooker. Another more obscure one is in Hercules, when Hercules and Meg goes on a date and Hercules comments, "And that play, that Oedipus thing? Man, I thought I had problems!"
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    Text - Tita24 831 points 4 hours ago The amazing world of gumball Backstory: Darwin was addicted to potatoes so gumball said he needed to ocupy his hand with something. They go the school library and search "hand jobs". They both get shocked, then proceed to joyfully shout, "Origami!"
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    Text - 4 hours ago Shib_Vicious 820 points Monster House. Jenny: There! [waves flashlight at chandelier] Jenny: Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula! Chowder: Oh, so it's a girl house... Jenny: [looks at him] What?
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    Text - someotherlord 667 points 5 hours ago Cats & Dogs: One of the dogs says "Son of my mom."
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    Text - 4 hours ago MrJosephWorldwide 1.8k points In the LEGO Batman movie where Robin says to Batman "My name is Richard but my friends call me Dick." And he responds "Kids can be cruel"
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    Text - ElectricVimto 587 points 5 hours ago Madagascar: "Oh, sugar honey iced tea!"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHxfpPjlke0&feature=youtu.be

    Text - jmfinfrock 378 points 4 hours ago Not a movie but in Spongebob tv show, he is sitting on the couch watching a sea sponge moving around "non-animated." something you would see on a sea life documentary. Gary shows up and Spongebob says "Oh Gary hey I was just watching ummm, he stagers and dropped it." Reply Share Report Save eDgAR- 106 points 3 hours ago Here is that clip, one of my favorite jokes on the show.
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    Text - 3 hours ago Broomz84 328 points Inside Out "There are no bears in San Francisco." "I saw a really hairy guy. He looked like a bear."
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    Text - trickfinger7 302 points 3 hours ago In the Rugrats Movie, when the parents are discussing the sex of the baby (who ends up being Dill) Angelica's mom says "Well, yanno what they say: born under Venus, look for a..." before she gets interrupted new
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    Text - Gottapost2c 251 points 3 hours ago Old one: Hocus Pocus. We desire children. Bus driver "may take me a couple of tries but I don't think its going to be a problem."
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    Text - 3 hours ago rangertom225 249 points In Mr. Peabody and Sherman, George Washington gives Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon, Abraham Lincoln does the same, and Bill Clinton steps into the frame and says "I've done worse!"
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    Text - kkeh0831 210 points 3 hours ago In Toy Story, Bo Peep seductively tells Woody that she'll have someone else watch her sheep that night. In the same movie "The term you're looking for is 'Space Ranger'." "No, the word I'm looking for I can't say because there are preschool toys present!"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7azhjUJuo&feature=youtu.be

    Text - eDgAR 100 points The blowjob in The Road to El Dorado. Look carefully where her head 4 hours ago comes up from
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    Text - 3 hours ago michaelvanover 178 points Towards the end of Finding Dory, a truck with all the fish launches off a cliff and into the ocean. You see some cops standing on the bridge and one of them is very clearly mouthing 'what the fuck' in slow motion.
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    Text - pvc468 174 points 3 hours ago In "Zootopia," they reference Breaking Bad, by saying, "Hurry, before Walt and Jesse get back." while they are wearing yellow jumpsuits and harvesting the toxic blue flowers.
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    Text - Tunderbar1 157 points 3 hours ago The Grinch The adults are partying it up and the guys put their sets of keys in a bowl
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    Text - BrittneyFett 141 points 2 hours ago Not a movie, but in Animaniacs: Yakko: Number one sister, dust for prints... Dot: I found Prince! (she's carrying Prince the singer) Yakko: No no no, fingerprints. [Dot looks at Prince, who smiles suggestively) Dot: I don't think so!
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    Text - PUGDOGRO1 111 points 3 hours ago The Hey Arnold movie where Helga says about Arnold, "You make my girlhood tremble"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSGZMaVjJI&feature=youtu.be

    Text - Awful_Antagonist 79 points 3 hours ago Gumball is also responsible for this really weird abortion (?). joke. I still don't know how to unpack this
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