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Hilarious Twitter Thread Roasts Rich People And Their Bougie Peloton Bikes

One of our favorite hobbies is making fun of the wealthy, as you can see from this huge selection of Fyre Fest memes. As mocking the rich goes, though, we have a new hero. Twitter user @ClueHeywood went ham a few weeks ago on Peloton bikes, their absurd advertising, and the people who actually own said bougie bikes. The indoor exercise bicycles cost about $2,000 - a pretty penny, making it low-hanging fruit while roasting the 1%. It's safe to say we'll never own a Peloton, but it's probably more fun to make fun of them than to exercise on 'em. 

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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes man on exercise bike In the mornings, after my housekeeper meticulously makes my bed, I like to ride my Peloton bike in the window of my high rise and literally look down my nose at people.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike next to man on couch Sometimes l'll move the Peloton bike into our gallery soI can spend time with my half gay husband while he reads Architectural Digest wearing combat boots
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes two exercise bikes in front of windows You might ask why the windows in front of these Pelotons are so small. Unfortunately space on the yacht is limited and the gym is near the waterline. We manage.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes exercise bike in front of window My husband says it's a fire hazard to have the Peloton bike blocking the doors from the living room to the veranda. He doesn't understand that the Peloton bike will be the first thing I save.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike in living room Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood When we visited my parents for Christmasl had to put my Peloton bike right in the living room, they didn't have a home gym or a conservatory or anything ugh PELOTON
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes toddler walking towards person on exercise bike Probably the worst thing about putting a Peloton bike in my spotless huge kitchen is when my dumb kid interrupts the workout Where is Consuela? She has one job!
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike I have a Peloton at home, at work, and also one placed by the ocean-facing living room windows of our four bedroom beach cottage
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike A good place for your Peloton bike is between your kitchen and your living room facing the cactus garden so you always remember virtual spin class
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes architect's drawing plans Our architect suggested a Peloton nook for our pied-à-terre. They do not belong in nooks. They belong where an observatory would be, if you didn't own a Peloton We fired him.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes exercise bike in room Ironic that "Peloton" means a group of cyclists when my favorite way to cycle is alone in the guest house living room at our Brentwood mansion
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes exercise bike in front of window Some people tell me that I should put my living room here because of the amazing view. I have to question their priorities. Who on earth spends more time on their couch than on their Peloton bike?
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes exercise bike near kitchen I put the Peloton bike in the kitchen of our loft so I can get a workout and also cook the vegan three-bean tortilla soup recipe l downloaded from Goop
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman riding exercise bike in room with glass windows My bright and airy sunroom is a great place for the Peloton bike. I leave the arcadia door ajar so I feel like I'm actually riding a bicycle...outside!
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes exercise bike on wooden stand I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike in my glass-enclosed zen garden/ home gym
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike in dark room city Iput my Peloton bike in the center of the panoramic living room window in my New York penthouse
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike took my Peloton bike to Europe and used it on the balcony of our $2,000/ night Airbnb and honestly I felt like l flying over London, you should try it
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes man on exercise bike in lounge room My Peloton is in the living room because it's my favorite work of art aside from the turquoise marble peacock I keep in the fireplace.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes window with snowy trees The picture windows at our chalet provide breathtaking views from the Peloton bike. In the living room set behind it, all you can see is the Peloton bike.
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    funny twitter posts about peloton bikes woman on exercise bike and little boy with face to wall Sometimes I let the nanny ride my Peloton. But the solarium is my space, so she only can ride in the garage and only when she's disciplining my children.
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