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'I can't cover you, sorry': Freeloading best friend gets called out at group dinner for never paying her fair share of the bill 1

Micromanager Ends Up in the Cross-Hairs of a Poorly-Worded Write-Up After Scrutinizing the Wardrobe of the Company's Most Talented IT Guy 2

'Take notes of EVERYTHING you say in the meeting? Okay': Boss tries to ignore important safety concerns, "model employee" gets back at them with meticulous notes 3

'I need my full paycheck': Employee quits two weeks in after boss never draws up his W2, demands to be paid in full 4

Pretentious new hire publicly accuses coworker of excluding her after he declines to ride with her to work dinner, causing her to skip it: 'I told her she excluded herself' 5

‘We had the place gutted’: Evil landlord doubles rent for commercial space, so tenants remove all of their renovations resulting in the landlord's eventual real estate blacklisting 6

‘We had the place gutted’: Evil landlord doubles rent for commercial space, so tenants remove all of their renovations resulting in the landlord's eventual real estate blacklisting 1

20 cheap, low-effort Halloween costume ideas: 'Time traveler [...] wears the same clothes you wore yesterday' 2

'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible 3

'An entire group of bridesmaids left a wedding': Friend dares bridesmaids to abandon entitled bride 4

Corpo baboon gets proven wrong when underling employees insult his 'strict suit' policy, undermining his examples with deadly accuracy: 'Where are the suits?' 5

Café Karen complains that her pieces of toast aren't the same size, gets smaller ones: 'You want your two pieces of toast the same size? As you wish.' 6