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21 Tweets Made Out Of Absolute Nightmares For You To Enjoy

Do you ever just suddenly remember something absolutely horrifying that you did/happened to you? Us too. These tweets are made up of those nightmares and we're sharing them with you. Enjoy! 

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    Font - Lee Ellenberg LeeEllenberg Follow Replying to @chrissyteigen I went to the funeral for my friend's dad. When I saw my friend, I meant to ask how his mom was doing, but was so flustered, what came out was, "So, how's dad doing?" I left via the window.
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    Text - Charlotte Follow e_Ultraviolence Replying to @chrissyteigen When I was 11 this blind kid asked me to help find his friend and I asked him what his friend looked like. Over a decade later and I still think about this at least once a month.
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    Motor vehicle - Sophie Heawood Follow @heawood Replying to @chrissyteigen When I didn't lock the door of an aeroplane toilet properly and a few people who were waiting outside decided to try the door. And then saw me with one leg up trying to fix my tampon. It was a very long flight.
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    Supermarket - &NA Gummies & Nails erded Tron ile Garlic oaya wes Follow @wsurman Replying to @chrissyteigen I was sick once, thought I started to feel well enough to go to the store and get medicine. Ended up shitting my pants standing in the check out line and was asked to leave the store NT- Jamienon Zinc STRESSEASE egnocore ointace n A are
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    Supermarket - &NA Gummies & Nails efec Tron adie arlic wes Follow @wsurman Replying to @chrissyteigen I was sick once, thought I started to feel well enough to go to the store and get medicine. Ended up shitting my pants standing in the check out line and was asked to leave the store NT- J Zinc Jamieson STRESSEASE graocare yointaci Jointaces A are
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    Text - bensley mortimer Follow @benarmishaw Replying to @chrissyteigen I was server at a restaurant and I was taking payment from a table. The customer reached her hand out for the receipt, but I misunderstood and instead I reached out and held her hand.
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    Text - bensley mortimer Follow @benarmishaw Replying to @chrissyteigen I was server at a restaurant and I was taking payment from a table. The customer reached her hand out for the receipt, but I misunderstood and instead I reached out and held her hand.
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    Green - Laura Follow @fizzcracked Replying to @chrissyteigen I got the curved handle of an umbrella stuck in my mouth in public.
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    Text - That Gay Shit TM @chickpea riot Follow Replying to @chrissyteigen Still haunts me to this day UNCATEGORIZED In highschool I had a crush on this guy and one time a bunch of us were having a movie night at my friends house & managed to sit next to him and fell asleep curled up next to him on the couch. Super cute right? Came to find out THREE MONTHS LATER that apparently I had cuddled up with my butt on his leg and after I drifted off I let out a HUGE fart and he just looked at my friends i
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    Text - L-DAY BREAKFAST Angela @angela30allen Follow ude Replying to @chrissyteigen ESPRESSO.T Doing a coffee run in a shorter red dress. As I crossed the drive thru line (coffees in hand) I tripped ONTO the hood of the car (driver behind the wheel) and my dress went over my head and coffee all over his car NYTIME BAKERY
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    Text - jelly @angelicaxcba Follow Replying to @chrissyteigen i went to confessions for the first time in a long time and when the priest put his hand up i gave him a high five but turns out he was just trying to give me his blessing
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    Text - Jordyn A @joryleigh90 Follow Replying to@chrissyteigen Im honestly still not over this Imao0 One time in grade 7 I went to school like a normal day then we had gym class so we had to change. Everything was fine. After gym I went to get dressed and I was like wtf my pants aren't here??!? But there was a pair of jeans left after everyone got dressed but they weren't mine but I had no pants so I put them on and they were like wayyy too big on me. So I told my teacher And he was like SO mad.
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    Text - sonny Follow @sondraa Replying to @chrissyteigen I was a huge Jonas Brothers fan in middle school and wrote "JB" on my face for their movie premier, not knowing the mirror makes it backwards, and I went to school with "BJ" on my face
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    Text - Shawna O Follow @MamaShawnaO Replying to @chrissyteigen Valentine's Day, 7th grade, crush on a boy. Walked down the street to his house and left a secret admirer note taped to his bedroom window because ROMANTIC But it had snowed. He followed the tracks back to my house where I denied everything and slammed the door in his face.
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    Text - Kara Goucher Follow @karagoucher Replying to @chrissyteigen My boyfriend (now husband) had visited and slept at my moms for the first time. We left and my sister called in hysterics. Her dog had gotten into the garbage and my mom pulled a used condom out of the dogs mouth. Just kill me.
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    Text - Volunteer Follow @volunteersounds Replying to @chrissyteigen In 8th grade, The only punch I ever threw in my life ended in him dodging, and me spinning a full 360 degrees before falling over a bench in front of every boy in gym class
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    Text - Madison Scoggins Follow @MadisonGolden Replying to @AnnieNNolan @chrissyteigen I was getting a spray tan for my cousins wedding and had a UTI, I couldn't hold it in the booth so I ended up rushing out of the tanning salon with streaks down my legs. Tried to fix it as much as a could with self tanner..
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    Text - laura Follow @lauralynnsawyer Replying to @chrissyteigen One time I was walking into elementary school and someone said, "Look at that dead bird!" I looked up
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    Text - elan gale @theyearofelan Follow Replying to @chrissyteigen I pooped in my pants while riding in a car with my ex (she wasn't an ex at the time). I managed to hide it but we got in an argument about why I was acting weird. Took me almost 10 years to tell her
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    Text - elan gale Follow etheyearofelan Replying to @theyearofelan @chrissyteigen The truth is I was getting over an illness and was on the way home from a dinner I probably wasn't well enough to go to, but my pride pushed me out of the house. During the drive home I sneezed and that did the trick. I sat in silence for the duration of the ride home
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    Text - elan gale Follow @theyearofelan Replying to @theyearofelan @chrissyteigen When we got back to my place I did not make eye contact or even open the door for her. I ran WILDLY up the stairs into my tiny valley apartment and locked myself in the bathroom. Wrapped my underwear in an old towel and threw it out the window (got it a few hours later)
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