18 Insightful Shower Thoughts to Give Your Day New Meaning

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Eric Lund
Mar 1, 2019 11:00 AM EST

Shower thoughts: fascinating observations born of a few minutes of abstract thinking. Or if you'd prefer: stuff you can quote to your friends at parties to seem smarter and more insightful. Mindblowing? Sometimes. Thought provoking? Yes. If these don't satisfy your thirst for insight, then here's some more.

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    Bovine - It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.
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    Text - Holding the powerbutton on anything is the equivalent of get ting choked until passing out
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    People - A CO OF M College is the opposite ofkidnap ping they demand $100k from you or they llsend your kid back
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    Text - Monopoly would be more realistic ifthe person with the most money got to change the rules whenever they liked
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    Deadpool - If cannibals somehowmanaged to capture Deadpool theywould have an infinite food source.
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    Text - If you add Coke to your whiskey, you're a novice drinker, but if you add whiskey to your Coke, you're an alcoholic.
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    Text - You fimmediately lose hope when you have to click on the 2nd page of a google search
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    Lip - When you "bite down" on some- thing you are actually "bitingup because you can't move your upperjaw
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    Stage - The rich used to pay peasants to entertain themand now the peasants pay the rich to enter tain them
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    Text - Oronically ablind person has less chance of walking into aglass door
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    Text - Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack that allows you to interact with new characters
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    Text - Spiderman has probably the most realistic firstreaction to having super pOwers.. Becoming a pro wrestler
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    Cat - Adoptinga hairless cat is like hiring an old naked man to walk around the house and ignore you
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    Motor vehicle - Not once in any of the seven Fast and Furious movies did they stop for gas
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    Natural landscape - Apaper cutis atree's last re venge
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    Text - People who read Braille can send and receive secret messages popped into bubble wrap. కె
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    Text - All languages travelat the speed of sound, sign language travels at the speed of light.
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    Heat - Some people shout FireP to save lives, some people shoutit to end them.
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