28 Hilariously Priceless Antiques Roadshow Re-Captions

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Eric Lund
Mar 4, 2019 4:00 PM EST

If you haven't seen these types of Antiques Roadshow gems made by writer @KeatonPatti, then you're in for a unique and funny wild ride. Part nostalgic nod and part writing exercise, these reimagined antiques have made us laugh too hard. The same dude who made these is also responsible for similarly absurd "bot-written" scripts like this Olive Garden commercial.

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  • 01
    Community - BECENT ART Cabinet With $2,000 Inside It $1,500-$1,700 AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 02
    Head - Prin POSTI Painting That Kills You If You Look At It $53,000-$80,000
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 03
    Musical instrument - Beethoven's Weird Wooden Piano $65,000-$100,000 (in gift cards) AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 04
    Mug - Man Whose Job is to be a Mug $2,000-$5,000 KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 05
    Portrait - Yo, Get Me Out of This Oval (1795) $17,000-$20,000 AR @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 06
    Musical instrument - Fiddle Used To Beat Devil In Fiddle-Off $30,000-$2,000,000
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 07
    Photo caption - Swan Just Learning it's a Vase $2,000-$4,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 08
    Text - 6 Original "Sk8er Boi" Sheet Music $3,000-$5,000 AR KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 09
    Statue - Sassiest Statue On Earth (You Can't Afford It, Honey) AR KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 10
    Portrait - I Can't Paint Necks (1885) $2,000-$4,000 @KeatonPatti PPE
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 11
    Event - OTO PRINTS& RS LS PAINT DRAW Coat That If Touched Loses All Value $0-$0 AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 12
    Pope - Chicken Man's Dress $4,000-$6,000 AR @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 13
    "Fresh" Lettuce from Subway $0.25-$0.35 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 14
    Llama - E METAL O LlamaLlama Version of CatDog $1,000-$3,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 15
    Clown - Your New Step-Dad $1,000-$2,000 AR KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 16
    Art - FURNITURE FeLxAst Birds That Fuckin' Party (1981) $5,000-$7,000 AR @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 17
    Head - Souvenirs From Trip To Hell $8,000-$10,000 @KeatonPatt
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 18
    Saxophone - FURNITURE CL Bent Metal Jazz Doodad $2,000-$5,000 AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 19
    Furniture - Chair That Got Fat On One Side $3,000-$5,000 AR @KeatonPatt
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 20
    Chair - Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 21
    First Openly Gay Vase $7,000-$10,000 FAR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 22
    Product - Statue Of Satan's Day Off $800-$1,200 AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 23
    Comics - No.7 No.31 cooe MASAa CION COMICS SUPERMAN 109 WORLD'S GREATEST ADVENTURE-STRIP CHARACTER DEC (100 Old Non-Garfield Comics AR $12-$15 @KeatonPatti 3
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 24
    Event - Bowls That Make You Laugh $350-$500 AR
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 25
    Room - Drawing That is in Jail $2,000-$3,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 26
    Games - Just Normal Things $5,000-$7,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 27
    Adaptation - ANT ROAD Chair Stained By Pope's Vape $8,000-$9,000 @KeatonPatti
    via @KeatonPatti
  • 28
    News - unACA Plane From When People Were Smaller AN $22,000-$30,000 (In Big People Money)
    via @KeatonPatti

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