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16 Things That You Should Not Mess With

The world is a big, complicated place. Threats are everywhere, and some are more obvious than others. Who knew some cute seals could be so dangerous? But for the love of god don't ever screw around with an overflowing pot of chili in a newly cleaned car.

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    Text - PeachPuffin 16.6k points 4 hours ago edited 1 hour ago Seals. I thought they were super cute until I became a Marine Mammal Medic. Found out they have bacteria in their saliva, blood, and blubber that causes infections and necrosis. The fuckers can also twist their heads almost the whole way round and have insane teeth. When we completed the course, we were given a specific form to give to hospitals if we got bitten, because it's rare enough that hospitals don't usually know amputation is
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    Text - RiteOfSpring5 18.6k points 9 hours ago Kangaroos, the most nerve racking thing I have ever done was walking home during a 2 blackout with kangaroos jumping around me in the pitch black night.
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    Text - CreepyDesi192 6.2k points 11 hours ago edited Bears. Even pandas have the bite force of a lion and sloth bears can literally eviscerate you
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    Text - IceColdHatDad 3.0k points 11 hours ago That one guy you know who is usually very kind and well mannered to everyone he talks to. "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man." -Patrick Rothfuss
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    Text - HealthyCategory 151 points 9 hours ago If you're traveling never fuck with the locals. I've seen people pick fights with one of the locals and 10 of his buddies came out from every shop around them.
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    Text - 13 hours ago S cbrman87 31.3k points Electricity
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    Text - Crisp_Volunteer 19.2k points 13 hours ago People preparing my food
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    Text - 11 hours ago S2 Darksium 18.3k points Wanting to fart if you have diarrhea, that's a death sentence for your confidence and underwear.
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    Text - KingOfTheP4s 16.8k points 11 hours ago edited 2 The United States Postal Police Wanna know what happens when you get the attention of the most bored federal police force in history? No. No you do not.
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    Text - 10 hours ago S hellionqueen 14.2k points The pancreas - literally the only thing I heard during my entire surgery rotation
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    Text - 5 hours ago S queenofstickers 12.6k points Trains. Don't play on the tracks. Don't try to race the gate coming down. Don't ever assume that you'll be able to run away safely. Your tiny lizard brain cannot comprehend how quickly that massive, massive metal beast is moving, and it WILL win, and you WILL die.
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    Text - 11 hours ago 3 mintjulip 10.9k points Chili in a crockpot in a moving vehicle. Have you seen that episode of The Office where Kevin drops the chili? Now imagine that happening all over the passenger seat (and surrounding area) of your vehicle. Never again. Ten years later and hermetically sealed canned chili doesn't even get to ride in my car Nope. Chili is a stationary food. No exceptions.
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    Text - 13 hours ago Infranto 9.4k points Flowing water 6 inches of water is enough to knock a normal person off their feet. At 7mph, that 6 inches has the same force per area as the winds of an EF5 tornado. A lot of people really underestimate just how dangerous it is, like this idiot
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    Text - 13 hours ago drayd38 8.8k points Geese. Fuck Geese
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    Text - bloatedkat 8.5k points 13 hours ago Garage door springs
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    Text - 12 hours ago Farleyme 8.2k points Someone with cauliflower ears!
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