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35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (October 5, 2024) 1

Aunt refuses to take 8-year-old niece out for meals after she continuously orders $50 worth of food and refuses to eat it: 'She will ask for 50 piece nuggets, large fries, deluxe quarter pounder with cheese and two shakes with two ice creams' 2

Parents Pressure 16-Year-Old Son to Change His Name After Admitting They Regret Their Choice, Son Stands His Ground 3

28 Employee Burnout Memes to Get You Through Your Late-Week Work Slump (October 4, 2024) 4

Disrespectful sister makes copious noise and invites friends over while her night-shift working sister is asleep while being a guest in her home: 'I told her she needs to find somewhere else to stay' 5

Daughter-in-law threatens to evict her mother-in-law after she and her other son painted their navy living room white, does thousands of dollars in damage: 'They wanted to brighten the place up for my mom' 6

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (October 4, 2024) 1

You should get one. 2

You should probably get us some more 3

"The Tragedy of McBath" 4

Can I Has Gameburger? 5

can opener noises 6