I'm sorry, but if you can't spell the days of the week without thinking about it for 3 seconds it's time to go back and take some remedial kindergarten courses. How lazy do you have to be to want to change a day of the week so its easier to spell? Very and I totally support this endeavor. Wednesday just takes way too much time to think and spell out.
And remember always to pay your exorcist, you might get repossessed if you don't.
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