15 Humorous Dad Tweets to Remind You How Fun Being a Father Is

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    Always Keep a Mask Handy

    Text - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 I wear a clown mask to sleep just in case one of my kids has a nightmare and comes to sleep in our bed RETWEETS LIKES 712 1,475
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    Just in Time

    Text - Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn finally gets the car seat installed correctly] Me: Where's the baby? Wife: In college. RETWEETS LIKES 2,371 4,702
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    Daddy's Little Hog Face

    Text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face. RETWEETS LIKES 3,585 6,988
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    Ryan Reynolds Has Priorities

    Text - Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair. RETWEETS LIKES 27,626 48,290
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    It's an Amazing Learning Experience

    Text - Brian Gaar @briangaar The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate RETWEETS LIKES 10,741 3,769
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    Text - Svenn Amish @amishschool Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin. RETWEETS LIKES 272 460
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @moooooog35 tare I'm coaching my son's soccer team because it's important that he knows l'll swear at other kids, too. RETWEETS LIKES 392 837
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    Parenting in a Nutshell

    Text - The Glad Stork @TheGladStork I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now. RETWEETS LIKES 319 553
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    This One's Going on the Fridge!

    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland It's weird how we tell kids not to lie then tell them how good the picture they drew is. RETWEETS LIKES 471 1,058
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    The Everything Baby

    Text - The Cisco Kid @TheCiscoKidder I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel. RETWEETS LIKES 1,057 2,084
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    Go Ask Your Mother

    Text - Will Rodgers @WilliamRodgers 3 year old: What's neglect mean? Me: Shhh daddy's playing video games. RETWEETS LIKES 988 443
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    "At My Parenting Best"

    Text - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out "be careful!" every few minutes without looking up from my phone. RETWEETS LIKES 2,457 3,671
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    Baby Genius

    Text - Zack @Mr Kapowski 7 y/o daughter: Why don't they have tape for your burrito but you could eat the tape? And now I know what Einstein's parents felt like. RETWEETS LIKES 1,079 2,106
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    Almost to the Good Part

    Text - Justin Guarini @JustinGuarini Hang on guys, I think my toddler is getting to the good part of his four hour long story and I don't want to miss it LIKES RETWEETS 215 601
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    One Is Always More Gifted Than the Other

    Text - New Eric @ericsshadow My youngest is being tested for the gifted program at his elementary school and my other son thinks his toothbrush is haunted RETWEETS LIKES 758 2,104


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