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15 Funny Tweets By Smart Kids Who Are Actually Our Future

"She looks cute but today a woman asked her what's her name and she said "Buttcrack" so...."

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    Arch - maría Follow @maria_omfg this is the only reason i want a kid 3:01 PM 4 Apr 2018 56,593 Retweets 123,014 Likes
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    Text - Rogue Dad, M.D. Follow @RogueDadMD Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real. 6:44 PM - 22 Apr 2018 142,327 Retweets 695,986 Likes
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    Text - Tom Gara Follow @tomgara My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means 12:23 PM - 6 May 2017 30,272 Retweets 75,907 Likes
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    Text - Dominus Follow @TheLateShOw My daughter looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, no matter what.. We gotta keep going and hope to see another day." I just wanna know what the hell they got going on in her pre-k that's so stressful that she came across that saying 2:16 PM - 28 Apr 2018 88,464 Retweets 400,103 Likes
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    Text - Stephanie Jankowski Follow @CrazyExhaustion Dropped my youngest at her first day of preschool today and swear I heard her whisper "none of your secrets are safe" as l walked away... 12:14 PM - 5 Sep 2017 42 Retweets 249 Likes
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    Text - ari sees hozier TODAY! Follow @wastelandbaby children are so strange i just had seven (7) young boys on my front porch demanding to see my cat. they had a leader. i opened the door and before i could greet them he said "where's your cat. i know he's in there we see him in the windows and he's real fat." idk what to do here 2:19 PM - 14 Apr 2018 47,583 Retweets 255,674 Likes
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    Text - Megan Follow @megan_coe She looks so sweet but today a woman asked her what her name was and she replied "Buttcrack" so. 10:20 AM - 1 May 2018 12,217 Retweets 119,696 Likes
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    Text - Unfiltered Mama Follow @UnfilteredMama Replying to @chrissyteigen I asked my 6year old son if he'll visit me when I'm old. He told me to get a Life Alert bracelet instead. 7:41 PM - 22 Sep 2017 293 Retweets 2,619 Likes
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    Text - Britty Drake Follow @LipServX Today my 5 yr old niece borrowed my phone to ask Siri: "why are butterfly wings so soft that I cannot even touch them?" then she called 911 7:49 PM - 22 Jul 2018 473 Retweets 3,813 Likes
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    Text - Ashley Austrew Follow @ashleyaustrew I'm not saying kids ruin your life, I'm just saying mine told her teacher all about my chin hair. 8:02 PM -11 Oct 2017 59 Retweets 351 Likes
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    Text - Craig Silverman Follow @CraigSilverman My 7 year old told me his butt is "glorious" and "made in New York." Also, he learned how to change Netflix profile names. N NETFLIX now You have downloads, Toilet face Come watch something you're excited about. 4:06 PM 26 Jun 2018 137 Retweets 938 Likes DIET
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    Product - Follow Junior-13 @NaniMashego So my nephew did this ENE TROGRESSO Light ATAT Savory Beef Barler Vegetable (:
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    Text - Baron Stigmund Follow @stiggib3 My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse 4:01 AM 1 Jul 2018 88,158 Retweets 365,012 Likes
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    Text - emacbuku! Follow @emacthadon just overheard this 10 year old kid at work say "I'm just going to marry myself so I can get a ring and a fancy dress". She's on the right track. 6:27 PM 21 Jun 2018 496 Retweets 3,135 Likes
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    Text - Kirsten Pritchett Follow @kirstenabigail2 The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked If it was in color 11:54 AM 22 Jun 2018 145,546 Retweets 852,769 Likes
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