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19 Twitter Users Reveal Their Juiciest Family Secrets

Nobody's family is perfectly normal, but some people's families are more interesting. And maybe not in the best ways. Some are more trivial and embarrassing, like liking pineapple pizza. Some are family shattering, like secret families. Reminds us of this girl who figured out her family secrets by taking a blood test in college.

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    Text - Rachel Stephens Follow RachelNStephens #mybigfamilysecret my mom's dad's parents (my great-grandparents) didn't go to my grandpa's wedding to my grandma. I know NOTHING about this grandpa's family other than his mom spoke Czech & refused to teach him or his 4 siblings so that she could privately talk to her sister...
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    Text - Whisky Lips Follow eSecretChimera #MyBigFamilySecret My parents had a roomate, their best friend while I was growing up. Turns out she wasn't just a friend & roomate. The three of them were in a relationship. I am the only one who knows. And now allll of you GIF
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    Text - Eric Little Follow @SoCalEricLittle We listen to Nickelback and eat pineapple pizza at family reunions #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - The Short Wrestler Follow @Short Wrestler My grandfather was a double agent for Chinese and Japanese intelligence (true story) #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - SimplyBec @epiphany727 Follow #MyBigFamilySecret My mom was convinced dad was cheating because he started tolerating spicier food thus he must have a Mexican gf GIF
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    Text - J.M. Follow @JustThisMoon My paternal grandfather was a Black Panther, and my maternal grandfather was a Klan Wizard #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Face - Daphne @SicilianAmerican eDaphneNewLove Follow #MyBigFamilySecret I found in a book that a (great great uncle?) Relative was a crime boss in Colorado. - כ
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    Text - Sarah Henderson Follow shenderson6789 My dna kit seemed to reveal that my grandmother has a 1/2 brother. When I asked about it (who is this? how is he closely related to me but I've never heard his name?) my grandmother accused me of stomping on her father's grave and hasn't talked to me since #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - Wayne Noel Follow eWayneLNoel My dad likes our dog more than he likes mom.#MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - My Random Life myliferaw Follow #mybigfamilysecret listening on the other handset, I once heard my mom admit to her BFF during a late night phone call that she wanted to cheat on my dad with a neighbor Terry the best blue eyes." She lost all my respect that day.
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    Text - Theresa Hillis, CFRE Follow @tahillis During & after WW2, our family stopped telling people we had German heritage. A BIG surprise for my Mom when she researched our family back in the 80s Grandma & Grandpa were like, "oh yeah, we forgot to tell you." #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - Sam Sam the Discount Man Follow @s_is_for_suffer #MyBigFamilySecret we have one cousin who was a priest and married and baptised every person in our family and then he got fired from being a priest for doing meth. the last year of my grandma's life was spent every day being on the phone with their aunt screaming about him
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    Text - Hard 2 Follows Follow @carriesmith1123 My grandmother's beloved, secret chocolate chip cookie recipe is just the Nestle recipe from the back of the bag. #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - Gina Rose Follow ginarose #MyBigFamilySecret apparently, my great grand uncles were fishermen in Nova Scotia when the Titanic sank. They went to try to save any passengers but they already froze to death. They then decided to cut their fingers off and steal the jewelry
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    Text - Oxford_Comma Follow Neener86 Found out #MyBigFamilySecret by accident. I ordered a copy of my parent's marriage certificate to frame as a gift, only to find out that MY MOM HAD BEEN MARRIED BEFORE she married my dad!! AND, to make it even more complicated... 1/3 7:38 PM-24 Mar 2019 COxford_Comma Follow Neener86 Mom and Dad were married three years AFTER my oldest sister's birth. This led me to consider the possibility that my sister and I had different fathers After Dad passed away, mom t
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    Bald eagle - JustFunnyStuff @JustFunnyStuff2 Follow #MyBigFamilySecret Apparently one of us is adopted but mom won't say who..
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    Text - ChrissyP echeeselvegiri Follow Family on my moms side used to be a part of a circus in the olden days it explains a lot of why I wanted to be a clown growing up #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - Billie Follow Billie Jean00 My dad only has 9 toes #MyBigFamilySecret
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    Text - dedicatedvet Follow ededicatedvet #MyBigFamilySecret found out that my dad is related to the master of soul @isaachayes
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