A Full Tub Of 30 Shower Thoughts To Deep Soak You With Wisdom

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    shower thought - Text - u/Yorkshire453 9 4 2 1mo Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men. 189k 2,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/xpco 3 3mo A college class is like Dora the Explorer. The professor asks a question, stares blankly for a few seconds, then answers his own question. 79,4k Share 896
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    shower thought - Text - u/dollysharton 1mo The main child actors in Harry Potter tutored on set so they theoretically went to school at Hogwarts 72,0k 589 Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/pluey200 32 2mo 11 babies have been born in Antarctica, and none of them died as infants, meaning Antarctica has the lowest infant mortality rate at 0% 129k 1,7k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/CaptainChloro2 3mo When people brokenly speak a second language they sound less intelligent but are actually more knowledgeable than most for being able to speak a second language at all. 100k 3,6k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Kwibuka3 2 1mo Having kids is like having little broke bestfriends that think you're rich 72,9k 1,3k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Kintarra 4 5mo Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they're fun. 98,8k 4,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/bayo_sandwich 4mo "So easy a caveman can do it" completely ignores the fact that cavemen were able to start fires without matches and could kill animals several times their size with nothing but very basic weaponry 59,6k 1,3k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/ManGood2002 3 2 2 1mo The syllables in "on your mark, get set, go" are a countdown 111k 1,8k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/ThePerfectMatter 3mo The Nordic people went from being the most feared and hardcore raiders,to being the nicest and politest people in Europe 70,0k Share 2,7k
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    shower thought - Text - u/tintin252 3 2mo Witch hunting wouldn't have been so popular in medieval times if any of the victims were actual witches and had decided to fight back 72,3k 1,5k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Sapphorous3 1mo Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off 80,3k Share 750
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    shower thought - Text - u/SammichParade 5mo Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him 71,4k 2,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Kintarra 4 5mo Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they're fun. 98,8k 4,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/zjb55446 37 6 20d When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up. 151k Share 2,8k
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    shower thought - Text - u/koth725 3mo People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive 2,0k 78,9k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/ManOfThieves 5 5mo The Kardashian family is made up of a who transformed into a woman (Tiresius), sisters who so ravenously crave attention they'll do anything to get it (Harpys), and a mother slowly turning to stone due to plastic surgery (Niobe). The Kardashians are Greek myths come to life for the 21st century 81,1k 1,3k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/pikindaguy 3 2mo A person wearing a suit in a room of people in t-shirts is usually the most important person there, a person wearing a t-shirt in a room full of suits is more likely the most important person in the room 96,9k 2,5k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Stormfly 6mo The sentence "Don't objectify women" has "women" as the object of the sentence. 127k 2,8k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/SgtMcBiscuit 3mo USPS could make more money if they put post offices in airports so instead of throwing something out that you forgot was in your bag you could mail it home. 96,4k 2,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Nestle_SwllHouse 1mo Pixar is the version of Disney that just wants to tell the story without people singing every 10 minutes. 64,0k 1,0k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/RiccRoll3 2mo Google earth is one of the most incredible things ever created by man but is taken for granted as if it were nothing. 2,5k Share 105k
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    shower thought - Text - u/feedmesteak3 2. 18d Every child deserves parents, but not all parents deserve children. 75,9k 826 Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/ssnowee 4mo Spoiler Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antartica is technicaly the continent with the highest average IQ and education. 84,0k 1,2k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/TerminalGay 28d It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died. 2,6k 113k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/cinimodhtrifhtims 2mo The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery 107k 1,3k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/Because_Logic3 2 1mo Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles 857 95,6k Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/SinJinQLB 4mo Condoms are made by automated assembly lines, meaning robots are literally helping to prevent human reproduction. 91,8k Share 844
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    shower thought - Text - u/Odin3432 1mo If Centaurs were real, the bottom half would start walking around immediately after being born, while the top half would be all floppy for the first two years. 83,8k 964 Share
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    shower thought - Text - u/matthiasjreb3 2 16d Talent shows like Britain's got talent become much more disturbing when you realise that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment. 97,4k 1,3k Share

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