20 Sh*tty Shower Thoughts That Will Have You Contemplating Completely Unnecessary Things

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Meeeeesh
Apr 1, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

"Shower thoughts" can get you thinking real strange thoughts that you really didn't need. Some are deep and philosophical while others, like these, are totally pointless and really serve no purpose other than to make you say, "huh." However, we're sorry if these do keep you up at night. They probably won't, but still.

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    Text that reads, "Very poor people are 'dirt poor.' Very rich people are 'filthy rich.' Everyone's just a mess"
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    Text that reads, "People would take care of themselves better if they had health bars"
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    Text that reads, "Things are the least pixelated if they have the most pixels"
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    showerthoughts - Cartoon - There are many innocent cats lifted in the air because of The Lion King
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    showerthoughts - Font - Think about the arguments the first color blind person had.
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    showerthoughts - Eyewear - Common'senseisnot a gift, it's a pun ishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it
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    showerthoughts - Text - Home isn't where the heart is, home is where you can com fortably shit.
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    showerthoughts - Footwear - fa company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they're celebrating the anniversary of the accident
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    showerthoughts - Font - An infinity symbollooks like a tipped hour glass, where time never runs out
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    showerthoughts - Product - If you do something.constantlý for 8 hours straight,it's an ad- diction. However, if someone pays you for it it becomesa job.
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    showerthoughts - Text - "Influencers" arejust monetized narcissists.
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    showerthoughts - Learning - Kids would take school serious if we gave them an XP bar
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    showerthoughts - Text - When we pull the @-Tip out of our ear and see a ton of wax we think "Gross! but when we pull it out with nothing we're kinda disappointed...
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    showerthoughts - Text - Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence more than unexpectedly choking on your own saliva when you're not even eating anything.
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    showerthoughts - Drink - An hour glass has more moving parts than a complicated wrist watch.
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    showerthoughts - Sky - As.a child, you trust your par- ents' driving. As an adult, you're. terrified of it.
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    showerthoughts - Drink - Ever since 1773, the oceans are just a lot of really weak tea.
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    showerthoughts - Text - You read "ctrlP as "controlP but you don't read "alt" as "alterna- tive
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    showerthoughts - Vegetation - If the Earth is flat, maybe the di nosaurs live on the other side and we keep digging up their dead and buried
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    showerthoughts - Font - The pencil to eraser ratio is really too optimistie
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