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10 Times The Church Of Satan Shut Down Trolls On Twitter

The Church of Satan is NOT messing around with their Twitter game. They regularly get jabbed by trolls looking to get a rise out of them on Twitter, and seem to have their banter worked out to a science. 

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    twitter post church of satan what's your take on astrology?
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    twitter post church of satan Dogs are more reliable.
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    twitter post church of satan I found some conspiracy pamphlets in the bathroom at work. I guess the @ChurchofSatan is responsible for the #FlatEarth? 4nasan 9 Bible Says Hewa ansns clodes Matenitul Now Hir olions of employ amishments, and RESOURCES Check out these Bible based Flat Earth films and content providers on Youtube, There are many, many more Unemplo SERPENTS EVERYWHERE eaNTH A Ccu SCIENTISM EXPOSED 1&1ll Those in power love to hide their Satanic agenda in SED plain
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    twitter post church of satan No.
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    twitter post church of satan Science created by your masters. Next you will be saying we went to the moon?
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    twitter post church of satan We went to the moon.
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    twitter post church of satan A more relevant question iss do you know how caps lock works?
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    twitter post church of satan AND WHO DOES SEE TRUST IN BETRAYERS PAGANS AND UNBELIEVERS DISOBEDIENCE IN NOTHINGNESS AND DUST "BELIEF" OR "FAITH" AND DOES NOT SEE THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE LIVING GOD AND UNITY WITH AND WITHIN THE ONE AND THE SAME "ONE AND ONLY HE NEEDS"!!!!?
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    twitter post church of satan are you scared of God as we Christians are-?
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    twitter post church of satan No.
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    Ttwitter post church of satan I'm sure there's a Satanic dating site out there.
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    twitter post church of satan Sinder.
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    twitter post church of satan Serious question, if there is no God, what would be the point of life? Hard to believe in nothing, or just nothing of existence afterwards, surely there is a point to all of this?
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    twitter post church of satan This is the most backwards question. The point to life is life - it's that simple. Arguing for an afterlife would imply the point to life is death You are alive right now, celebrate and enjoy your life and loved ones while you can.
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    twitter post church of satan here are real photographs from the real higher powers. satan is a higher power who want us to have the gift of intellect. the gift is genetic. the sun is not a star is a machine and we don't see the same sun every day . everything we get comes from a higher p.
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    twitter post church of satan Spoiler Alert: These are clouds.
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    twitter post church of satan In the beginning, God created, the HEAVEN and the EARTH. Can somebody - @ChurchofSatan, convince me that, there is no EARTH? With your mouth you say there is no God but in your heart, you believe that there is 'something' superior to man. Can you please, follow your heart?
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    twitter post church of satan This guy genuinely thinks this is a sound argument.
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    twitter post church of satan So, my father once said I was the antichrist, can I get a free membership to the @ChurchofSatan or a t-shirt? A t-shirt would be cool. Love you guys.
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