Runaway Suspect Gets Roasted By All The Short Jokes In The Comments Section

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mattstaff
Jul 7, 2019 8:00 PM EDT

The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 


This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

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    short joke - Text - Mason County Sheriff's Department Yesterday at 7:24 AM **ESCAPE** Christopher Taylor is wanted after cutting off his home confinement ankle bracelet. The prior arrest of Taylor, he attempted to strike the arresting officer in the face, then attempted to run away, but was apprehended after a short chase. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Taylor, please contact the Mason County Sheriff's Office at 304-675-3838 during business hours. Contact Control 911 if you se
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    short joke - Text - Kyle Autumn Dostert He looks so proud that he just walked up those steps behind him all by himself like a big boy! 191 16h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Shawn Smith Heard he goes by the rap name Half Pint eDo 2.3K Like Reply 1d
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    short joke - Text - Nick Ross I didn't know they still made Eminem Minis D016.5K Like Reply 20h
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    short joke - Text - Will Isom When I think of him jumping I swear I hear the mario jump sound every time D010.1K Reply 21h Like
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    short joke - Text - Hope Destiny Spears I thought the whole "grey sweatpants" Thing was for guys who actually had something to show. 115 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Harley Michelle Piotrzkowski This is what happens when you upgrade to a toddler bed prematurely, they escape! 404 20h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Joanne Dalbey Emsley My receipt from CVS is taller than he is. eD8.4K 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Roy Wright In his defense, the ankle bracelet was probably chafing his inner thigh.... CD52.3K 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Andrew Wheaton Hes considered armed but kneeless.... all joking aside though please use caution seeking him out he might bust a knee cap....hes clearly got a short fuse 4K 20h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Xavier Blank Did you look to see if he's standing under his bed? 401 22h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - you rea ESOD Ryan Peterson When it says "he tried to strike an officer" I picture little mac doing an upper cut on punch out on my NES back in the 90s and he misses and the good started huffing and puffing... tell me I am not alone on this. D 232 19h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Christine Sennett Beck Who let him out of his carseat?! 6.8K Like Reply 22h
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    short joke - Text - Sean Ross And then he waddled away, waddle waddle....until the very next day 10.1K 21h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Derek Jones I'm selling popcorn for people reading the comments. (.. .) Regular $2.00 Large $4.00 Extra butter 50 cents. {L/ Add a Pepsi for only $1 Pizza slices - $3.00 403 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Brandon Fitch Check all the big oak trees he probably went back to baking cookies.. SOO36.9K Like Reply 22h
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    short joke - Text - Tim Hill I saw him today. He was under a bridge. I had to answer 3 questions, before I could cross. DO 23.7K 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Sabrina Bailey Remember rolling up your pant legs and putting your knees in sneakers to look short? He got stuck like that. CDO5.9K 21h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Thomas Seabolt That shirt is from osh kosh b'gosh eO0 5.7K 22h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Sashia N. Carper It was a short chase Co17.2K Like Reply 1d
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    short joke - Text - Steve Walker Ooompa oooompa look at this dude, acting all tough in a size 5 shoe.. 401 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Jordan Gilbert Over here looking like Hank Hill's dad. 112 Phat 16h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Mark Mayes Do they have high chairs in prison and if they catch him I wanna donate a car seat my 4 year old grandson outgrew that they can transport the Little fella to prison in 4.1K Like Reply 1d
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    short joke - Text - Chandra Eden Head, shoulders, then my toes, then my toes I Everybody Head, shoulders then my toes CD021.7K Like Reply 19h
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    short joke - Text - Macayla Hopkins I'm sure he couldn't have run that far with a full diaper. 9.7K 22h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Dave Patterson Him and the rest of the boyz just over chillin' at Frodo's before they set off for Mt. Doom. 401 18h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Danielle Rena Don't have to worry about him driving anywhere.... he hasn't met requirements to be out of a booster seat. 131 Like Reply 18h
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    short joke - Text - Jesse Young For just 16 cents a day you can help buy this man some knees. Donate now. D10.9K Like Reply 1d
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    short joke - Text - Charles Laughead Have they tried following the yellow brick road? 41. 21h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - St DESIGNS Shannon Golden-Designs Christopher "Tiny" Taylor escaped for once in his life he could be considered "at large". eD 33.2K Like Reply 20h
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    short joke - Text - Heather Neal How'd he get over the baby gate??? e74 15h Like Reply Johnny King Hes so short you can see his shoes in his drivers license picture. 74 17h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Renee Zerkle What gang he in? Seven Dwarfs? 10K 20h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Josh Wisenbaker I think all of you guys are really short changing this guy. Judging by his picture he's down to earth. Him and the police officers just don't see eye to eye. And say what you want about him, but he doesn't look down on people. DO 32.3K Like Reply 18h
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    short joke - Text - Brenda West-Bierens You could put his full pic on the side of THGS DIFFER a milk carton with the words 'actual size'. 427 15h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Matt Hannah Probably fell in a pothole while running away and couldn't climb out!!!! 131 Like Reply 18h
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    short joke - Text - Jordan Moya Give it a few weeks and some rain, the grass will be tall enough you'll be able to hear him giggle as he runs. eD43.3K 21h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Jason Freeman You'll never catch him or his Lucky Charms! 15.7K Like Reply 23h
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    short joke - Text - Donnie Powell But Lieutenant Dan you ain't got no legs 21K Like Reply 21h
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    short joke - Text - Dylan Mason Y'all shoulda put it around his neck he ain't got enough leg for a ankle bracelet DO 2.6K 21h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Rick Skhreli This the first time he ever gonna be considered "at large" D 220 Like Reply 18h
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    short joke - Text - Kyle McDaniel Him and the judge won't see eye to eye on this case eD130 Like Reply 17h
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    short joke - Text - Kristina Marie Did yall check under the porch? He's probably just standing there... CD22.1K 20h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Steve Andrews Ya got to hand it to him though. Cause he cant reach it himself. DO 24.5K 18h Like Reply
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    short joke - Text - Ed Bogle When he was arrested, he told the arresting officer, "I'm not happy." The officer replied, "OK, then, which one are you?" DO 25.7K Like Reply 18h
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