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This Boyfriend's Gift-Giving Goes Terribly Wrong

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    First, gather the supplies!

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    "Now at easter you can buy giant easter egg moulds making it a lot easier to make, but that would be too easy and require me to think ahead."
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    Alright, let's make the mold for our egg:

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    "Poor melted white chocolate on it, get the good quality stuff not the cheap crap. Looks a little like a white scrotum containing giant cancerous testicles... don't worry it'll be fine in the end."
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    Now, remove the plastic from the mold:

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    "Not too hard right. Now comes the hard part where we delicately remove the glad wrap without destroying the mould."
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    Maybe that didn't work...

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    Well, maybe just cover it in chocolate?

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    "Now I'm going to wrap this bird s**t in foil and give it to my girlfriend. At least we know that every birthday after this years will not be her worst birthday."
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    "Kinder Surprise, Sorry" sums up everything about this project.

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    "So I had to buy her a present to say sorry for her s***ty birthday present. Next year I'm just buying flowers."


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