1
First, gather the supplies!
"Now at easter you can buy giant easter egg moulds making it a lot easier to make, but that would be too easy and require me to think ahead."
2
Alright, let's make the mold for our egg:
"Poor melted white chocolate on it, get the good quality stuff not the cheap crap.
Looks a little like a white scrotum containing giant cancerous testicles... don't worry it'll be fine in the end."
3
Now, remove the plastic from the mold:
"Not too hard right. Now comes the hard part where we delicately remove the glad wrap without destroying the mould."
4
Maybe that didn't work...
5
Well, maybe just cover it in chocolate?
"Now I'm going to wrap this bird s**t in foil and give it to my girlfriend. At least we know that every birthday after this years will not be her worst birthday."
6
"Kinder Surprise, Sorry" sums up everything about this project.
"So I had to buy her a present to say sorry for her s***ty birthday present.
Next year I'm just buying flowers."