20 Deep AF Shower Thoughts For Your Pondering Pleasure

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Ada Elder
Apr 16, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Okay, you got us. These thought provoking shower thoughts are about as deep as it gets in "hits blunt" memes. But they're still pretty damn on point. We're officially including mosquito nets in our zombie apocalypse survival kit. And there are more shower thoughts for you to peek at if you're now in a thinking mood.

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    Eyewear - It's funny how nobody notices what you do until you don't do it.
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    Product - Stephen Hawking couldn't speak, but he still has one of the most recognizable voices of all time.
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    Cartoon - The most unrealistic partof Spongebob is that a fry cook can own ahome and have so much free time.G
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    Organism - The most terrifying thing that could happen to a fly is zooming through an audience attending a live performance of "We Will Rock You."
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    Product - Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame.
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    Friendship - We feel bad for waking up our pets as if they have shit to do to tomorrow morning.
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    Text - A blind person could think that sight is just one big conspiracy.
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    Mobile phone - 11 Your phone number is saved in someone's phone who has com- pletely forgotten you.
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    Text - Knowing you have the next day off is more relaxing than having an actual day off
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    Music - Listening to a single instrument in a song is like staring with your ears.
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    Animated cartoon - Mike Wazowski nodding is techni- cally the same as him twerking.
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    Insect - Mosquitoes are grossly over- looked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.
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    Bonfire - Movies with campfire scenes always seem to forget to make the smoke annoyingly blow into the characters' faces no matter where they move.
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    Facial expression - Your body is a hair printer that loses ink as you age, printing gray hair.
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    Text - People hate writing essays for school, yet will willingly write a 10-paragraph long essay with sources to win an argument online.
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    Text - At this point, saying "www" before a website is like saying "planet earth" after an address.
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    Cup - Coffee is so popular, it's had an entire line of tables named after it.
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    Food - If life is a simulation, whomever worked on cheese did a great job.
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    Photo caption - Humans hate to eat the same meal repetitively, but a pet can go its whole life eating the same meal and still be excited when you put the bowl down.
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    Font - If you stole one second of every person on earth you'd gain addi- tional 229 years of lifetime.
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    229 years are a lot of extra time. How about you spare some of it to look at another list of 30 Shower Thoughts?

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