A Couple Quick Stories About The Most Epic Ways People Broke Up

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    Text - What's the most epic way you've seen someone quit a relationship? Julie Dupont, French literature teacher Answered Mar 29 Sadly, I wasn't there to witness these epic moments but I've heard these stories so many times that I feel like I was :
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    Text - My uncle married a woman when he was barely 18, against his parent's wishes. She was much older, already divorced, but nothing could stop him, he was in love. Soon after they got hitched, he was called to serve his military service. Stationned very far away, he would only come home every couple of months. About six months into his service, he got a call from a friend back home. He hated to be the bearer of bad news but just had to tell him : his
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    Text - wife was cheating and living with the man in the flat my uncle paid for. He went up there as soon as he could and quietly crept in at dawn. He made three cups of coffee, sat in the kitchen and waited to greet them. The look on both their faces was so epic that he still talks about it fifty years later ! He kicked her out very calmly and wished her new beau good luck (it's actually better in french "Bon courage", implying you will need courage)
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    Text - This next story is also legendary in my family It happened to my mother's best friend. After several years of marriage, she found out her husband was sleeping with another woman. Every time he said he was working late, he was actually taking her to romantic dinners in the same restaurant, "their" place. She showed up the restaurant, took a long look at the mistress and said : "That's her ?? I thought she would at least be pretty." She then gave a big pull on the table cloth, spilled every

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