Awkward Twitter Story About Totally Oblivious Café Customer Is All Of Us Struggling

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mattstaff
May 10, 2019 11:00 PM EDT

This oblivious café customer encounter is any of us just trying to make it through another day without being an absolute failure. The struggle is real, and it plagues us often. That being said, we can't verify whether or not this story was pulled out of thin air altogether. Hard to say. Still entertaining to imagine it going down! 

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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 so, I'm sat in a busy cafe reading a book with a cup of tea and a pastry and the lady sat opposite me, engrossed in her newspaper has just taken a bite of my pastry. will update
    via @littlececil2
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 21m Replying to @LittleCecil2 I've done the only thing I could do and ignored that it happened and taken a spoonful myself. she's now pretending that didn't happen LC @LittleCecil2 21m this is tense LC @LittleCecil2 19m SHE'S TAKEN ANOTHER PIECE. WTF LC @LittleCecil2 18m I'm staring at my phone like it's the only thing that exists 21 LC @LittleCecil2 16m I'm going to take a bite again. and move it closer to me.
    via @littlececil2
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 15m she beat me to it!! she went for a double helping. and I swear she just slid the plate ever so closer to her side. she's not even blinking LC @LittleCecil2.13m I've just looked her right in the eyes and dragged the plate back to my side. it screeched all the way across the table. she's looking at me like I'm a disease. send help 1 LC @LittleCecil2 10m nobody is touching the pastry. there's about a mouthful left on the plate. I have a bus to catch but out of principle
    via @littlececil2
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    Text - LC @LittleCecil2 1m just grabbed the last piece, stuffing it all in my mouth and said with my mouth full "eNjoy yOur cOfFeE" and as I picked up my newspaper to leave, there it was.... MY PASTRY!!!! I'VE BEEN EATING A COMPLETE STRANGER'S FOOD @twitter. I WAS THE WEIRDO!
    via @littlececil2

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