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‘My boss said I over tipped servers, so I tripled the cost of my work trips’: Employee costs company thousands of dollars after boss's reprisal over corporate tipping policy 1

‘I’m getting fired': Employee finds out boss intends to fire them after stumbling across job listing, boss offers new hire $5 rate increase despite initially refusing to give employee raise 2

'You couldn’t tack a couple of 0’s on my salary for me to agree to that': Employee is told by boomer manager to be on-call 24/7, calls BS 3

‘I quit’: Employee informs boss that general manager is selling expired food to customers, then quits and gets hired for 63k a year in managerial role 4

'Now I know I’m getting fired in 3 weeks': Managers accidentally discuss firing employee on group chat that he's in 5

'It's a weird thing for my landlord to ask me': Renter conflicted over landlord's request for her to care for his kids indefinitely 6

'That's a cross walk, not a parking spot': 20+ Breathtakingly bad parking jobs 1

'There's a camera in my office': Employee discovers boss is watching their every move, internet reacts 2

'[He] lost a $100k+ job for stealing eggs': 25+ People who got fired for the craziest reasons 3

'Penelope hasn’t answered my calls': Daughter refuses to speak to mother after theater faux pas spoils the show 4

'I got my books back': Book-thief friend gets fired, demands compensation 5

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