Avengers Getting Turned to Dust by Mean Tweets

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    Adaptation - @Murphy Samuel L. Jackson has resting fart face... #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - @LavaYabby Someone just told me I smiled like Michael Keaton and I don't know if I should take one million selfies or put a gun in my mouth. #KIMMEL
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    Facial expression - @kenobarnes scarlett johansson has the emotional range of a f.-king celery i hate white people #KIMMEL
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    Text - @bhavkp I'm going to white balance my TV on Jessica Chastain's chest. #Oscars #KIMMEL
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    Text - @obstinatepupper perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor but he plays Captain America like he's a big dumb hunk of #KIMMEL Seot
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    Text - @LaNegraMimosa Anthony Mackie is probably just angry that he looks like a fking aardvark
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    Photograph - @nateinaustin If a girl wants to fek Paul Rudd, chances are she'll fook you too #paulruddisunf.kable #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - @JoeyPizzaKing Paul Rudd is the most boring vanilla dude. You know he just sits at home with his wife having a bland spaghetti dinner talking about his day
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    Text - @cersex karen gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who the f..k you think you are? #KIMMEL
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    Blond - @adicloud Can Gwyneth Paltrow just stick to steaming her vagina and shut the fok up, for fek's sake. #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - @verx amillion Tom Hiddleston is so foeking ugly why is no one acknowledging this #KIMMEL
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    Job - @FantailSock why do so many people have a crush on sebastian stan he looks like a potato #KIMMEL
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    Hair - @Wehatedbatista Follow this page if you hate dave bautista hes complete joke non talented and sucks #KIMMEL
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    People - kty @Asia Bean Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs. AKIMMEL
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    Hair - @DrLiam @ajoy34 Elizabeth Olsen has weird f.king thumbs #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - @willwrite4cake Paul Bettany- what a ct #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - ekty @peter i bet tom holland is one of those whities who clap when the plane lands #KIMMEL
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    People - @Dan Okay, how did the coolest blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick?... #KIMMEL
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    People - @bridget also while i'm comparing old men to reptiles, ever notice that samuel I jackson looks like a snapping turtle? #KIMMEL
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    Photograph - @IronMichael1202 If I said it once, I said 600 times. Chris Pratt is still a peeay #KIMMEL
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    Text - I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are.... #KIMMEL
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    Public speaking - @darioff Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle, a muskrat, and a roach #XIMMEL


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