Snobby Rich People Bikes Get Roasted In Hilarious Twitter Thread

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mattstaff
May 5, 2019 6:00 PM EDT

These are GOLD. Peloton bikes are a gleaming reminder of the ridiculous ways companies will target rich people with fat wallets to throw away more money with a reckless abandon. 

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    Product - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Last year we painstakingly remodeled a midcentury modern house in the hills, including furniture from the period. Then I put my Peloton bike right in the middle of the living room
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    Bicycle - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Sometimes I let the nanny ride my Peloton. But the solarium is my space, so she only can ride in the garage and only when she's disciplining my children. PELOTON NYON
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    Room - This is absolutely unacceptable Peloton placement. This appears to be a basement and not a solarium, conservatory, grotto, inglenook, or rumpus room. PRLOTO
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    Product - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood In the mornings, after my housekeeper meticulously makes my bed, I like to ride my Peloton bike in the window of my high rise and literally look down my nose at people.
    via @ClueHeywood
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    Product - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood You might ask why the windows in front of these Pelotons are so small. Unfortunately space on the yacht is limited and the gym is near the waterline. We manage. $5
    via @ClueHeywood
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    Text - 5:55 Thread Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood Some people tell me that I should put my living room here because of the amazing view. I have to question their priorities. Who on earth spends more time on their couch than on their Peloton bike? 10:22 AM 1/28/19 Twitter for iPhone 555 Retweets 10.3K likes. Tweet your reply
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    Product - @ClueHeywood My husband says it's a fire hazard to have the Peloton bike blocking the doors from the living room to the veranda. He doesn't understand that the Peloton bike will be the first thing I save
    via @ClueHeywood
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    Product - ClueHeywood I put the Peloton bike in the kitchen of our loft so l can get a workout and also cook the vegan three-bean tortilla soup recipe I downloaded from Goop PELOTON
    via @ClueHeywood
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    Room - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood ronic that "Peloton" means a group of cyclists when my favorite way to cycle is alone in the guest house living room at our Brentwood mansion. PELOTON
    via @ClueHeywood

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