21 Weird Confessions That'll Make You Feel Slightly Better About Your Own Bizarre Habits

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Meeeeesh
May 12, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

The human experience is such a bizarre thing. We all have our own bizarre habitsthat make us wonder if we're "normal" or not. Our response to that is, yes you are normal - as long as your weird habit isn't hurting you or anyone else, then you keep on being your wacko self. These Twitter confessions might just make you feel a little more normal!

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    Text - Follow @drakesbrother Weird Confessions: lets hear them
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    Text - Follow @itsjustuzi Replying to @drakesbrother Whenever I'm getting a plate or cup from a stack I never get the one on top, I take the one below it
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    Text - Gigi @xogisellee Follow Replying to @drakesbrother I used to try to have the same breathing pattern as someone and then Forget how to breathe
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    Flashlight - Skywalker Gtruly wild Replying to @drakesbrother I'm scared to use a flashlight at night because I feel that it's going to land on some weird monster/humanoid creature thingy and that's how I will die
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    Text - Follow @xmiamizeusx Replying to @drakesbrother easure time in music sometimes.. thinking "it'll take me 2 songs to get to ."
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    Text - Tommy Hoskinson @tommyhoskinson Follow Replying to @drakesbrother Sometimes i try to see if I can complete multiple tasks before the microwave is done Imao
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    Text - Follow @6lackmeds Replying to @drakesbrother I think of emergency/escape plans for every room/building I walk into for a variety of situations (public shooter, terrorist attack, natural disaster, etc.)
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    Text - Kira Follow @ohgawd_itskira Replying to @drakesbrother I pay attention to numbers and patterns a lot, and accidentally memorize them. I'll be driving and read the license plate in front of me and it will be stuck reciting in my head all day
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    Skin - saints emadisonsaints Replying to Gdrakesbrother i rub my feet against each other at night as a soothing mechanism
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    Text - diane Follow @DianeFryling Replying to @drakesbrother if someone sneezes around me I hold my breath for like 15 seconds till all of their germs disperse in the air away from me
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    Vehicle - Vashon iam vashonn Replying to @drakesbrother everytime i get in my car, i make sure i check the backseat because i dont wanna get choked out from behind
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    Text - arya stark @sudxnia Follow Replying to @drakesbrother I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I'm holding someone's baby I'm like what if threw it out the window
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    Text - Red Follow @Redness427 Replying to @drakesbrother I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers
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    Text - MAYS VERY OWN Follow @ahsilrahc Replying to @drakesbrother when i tell time i always round time up. lets say i get out of class at 9 and its 8, i'll think "thats 30 minutes twice and 15 minutes 4 times. I just gotta get thru 15 minutes 4 times and class is over"
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    Transport - Ja'shon @jashonfelder Replying to @drakesbrother I speed when I go over bridges just Incase that mf want to collapse
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    Text - foreverlosingblu @dkkaitlynn Follow Replying to @drakesbrother I talk to myself in my head AND out loud all day, even have conversations
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    Text - Malaysia @malaylayyy Follow Replying to @drakesbrother When I eat food, I eat them in order of least liked to most liked so the last thing I eat can taste the best lol
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    Text - D Follow @Detrick Dees Replying to @drakesbrother I come up with a million different scenarios in my head that will never happen so l can stay ready for any excuse possible gotta stay on my feet
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    Bedroom - adelle s Gmaadessi Replying to edrakesbrother sometimes i find the floor much comfier than my bed. i just be laying on it for no reason even tho my bed right there
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    Text - Jordan Follow @Vcksn Replying to @drakesbrother I can sing a whole song in my head without really knowing the lyrics but cant recite it out loud
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    Text - Hunter Schoengart Follow @hschoengart23 Replying to @drakesbrother Whenever i walk on a side walk or anything with with shapes on the ground. I have to have a certain amount of steps in each square/shape
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