VICE is confused why everyone is just now reading their 4-month-old old article about Andrew Keegan starting his own religion. [Facebook]
While the Obama girls are all smiles this Christmas after frowning their way through a boring turkey pardon, former first daughter Jenna Bush revealed there was some "hanky panky" in the White House. [WaPo]
Unfortunately for hate-watchers looking to spread snark, "Peter Pan Live!" was just… "fine." [LA Times]
A chicken farmer is crying "fowl" against Perdue, opening up his farm to cameras and the sad truth of animal abuse. [NYT]
TGIF! A "Boy Meets World" reunion is happening… on "Girl Meets World." [Hollywood Life]