You gib me da keys...I gib you da bottle!

'Having a graduation party. Please supply me!': Top Choosing Beggars of the Week (May 31, 2024) 1

Employee requests three days off, boss demands doctor's note, doctor gets him six weeks off: 'They did not look pleased' 2

35 Lord of the Rings Memes from the Depths of Middle-Earth (May 30, 2024) 3

Dungeons and Dragons Player Criticizes First-Time Dungeon Master, Stating Campaign Lacked Loot Despite Acquiring Magic Items 4

Update: Karen tries to rip off local landscaping business, requests itemized invoices for three years of work: 'It would take me over 10+ hours to get all that' 5

Childless 22-year-old criticizes brother for raising 'iPad kids,' claims he's better at taking care of them after 12 hours of babysitting: '[They were] very calm children, as opposed to the brats they are when they're with me' 6

We're catty that way 1

A Wholesome Bowl of 41 Fluffy Feline Treats for Goofy Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 2

Giving advice 3

Pick-up lines failed 4

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (May 30, 2024) 5

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 6