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32 Random Memes & Tweets Designed To Help You Avoid Your Responsibilities

Screw your responsibilities! Those are tomorrow-You's problem! Instead, procrastinate on your important duties and look at memes and tweets. They'll give you that pep in your step that you so desperately need. And besides, it's good to take a break every once in a while - your brain will thank you!

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    Text - Christian friend: Come to church with me. It won't be that bad. :) Me: *walks in*
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    Male - SOMETIMES, EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I WAKE UP AND LOOK OVER AT MY WIFE SLEEPING PEACEFULLY BESIDE ME AND THINK, "MAN IS SHE LUCKY".
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    Face - When a co-worker is microwaving fish and you can smell it from your desk. @StupidResumes
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    Text - white vegans log off @bell_shakur you ever think about how just fundamentally absurd it is that pursuing a higher education under capitalism is primarily about making ourselves more valuable to employers and not obtaining knowledge to develop ourselves as human beings? 6/27/18, 8:41 PM >
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    Emoticon - Cassidy Williams @cassidoo I made a new emoji that I call "mild panic"
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    Cartoon - Boss: do more Me: pay me more Boss: @StupidResumes
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    Face - Weeds in my yard: My weedwacker: wack
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    Font - OREO 0&REO O&O OREOREO OREOO OREOREREREORE RERERERERE oooo0 REREO REORE OREOREORE OREREREREREREREREO OOOREREREREREREOOO OREREREREOOOOO0000
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    Window - to ast@DauntingToaster But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
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    random meme of the phrase "yeet or be yeeted" on a pink background with some of the letters having different colors
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    Text - Jennifer Lee Rossman [spooky pun... @JenLRossman Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
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    Organism - When you've barely woken up and someone's trying to have a full on conversation with you
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    Text - coffeeismyfuel: klefable: klefable: replace every vowel in ur url with oob or even just ur name. my roommate is named joanne so her name is jooboobnnoob and shes on the floor laughing Source: klefable 54,906 notes 1
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    Food - About to grind up this nug
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    picture of four boys in polo shirts and cargo shorts smiling at the camera and a caption saying 30 dollars is fine for a gram
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    Text - small child: *absolutely incomprehensible gibberish* me: cheers ill drink to that bro 1:01 AM 07 Dec 17
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    random memes with a pic of the Kingdom Hearts characters and a pun about Goofy's laugh
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    Text - When somebody brakes at the yellow light but then goes thru anyway and you get stuck at the red light You raggedy bich
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    Cartoon - "your bed is a shelf for your body when you're not using it"
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    Product - When she wants round 2 but ur not ready yet Shitheadsteve
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    Text - Line Art Lionheart Follow @notalogin Wife: You're shirtless? "nods* W: And covered in...oil? -Well, you know how you always say I never glisten? W: Listen. You never listen -Oh 3:32 PM - Sep 2, 2016 12 t700 1,186
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    Adaptation - A visual representation of how coffee works @LUTALO8
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    Text - anxiety: Hey it's time me: For what anxiety: It's time me: ???? anxiety: me: ?????????????????????????????
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    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss [restaurant] RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you're not from around here, are you? RACCOON: t-two eggs? WAITER: ah yes, that's a normal quantity of eggs RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs! WAITER: *eyes narrow* 8/24/18, 11:18
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    Fun - When it's your first day on the job and they put you right to work with no training. @StupidResumes
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    Text - Gennette Cordova @GNCordova It's interesting growing up and learn- ing that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire. 9:22 AM 27 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client
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    Text - Consider John Frazzled @FrazzleMyGimp [Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong. 8/14/18, 8:04 AM
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    Text - Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to spend at least 60 seconds thinking about all the ways you are awesome. 7:51 AM Jan 8, 2019 Twitter Web Client
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    random meme of dogs fighting and caption about catching the dude who has been sniffing your girl's butt
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    random meme of Paul Ryan doing a presentation on how cheese is a loaf of milk
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    Text - cheetgood snack @tamryncheetah blacksmith: i'm almost done with this sword i just have to work out the kinks sword: i like feet blacksmith: shut up 12/10/17, 2:12 PM 7,945 Retweets 17.6K Likes runcibility Friendly Skeleton Follow @skeletonspooky1 Replying to @tamryncheetah Blacksmith: *hammers the sword on an anvil Sword: Harder~ Blacksmith: *defeated sigh* 7:35 AM-11 Dec 2017 57 Retweets 120 Likes Source: little-kittykitty 28,075 notes A
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    Text - Danya @dxxnya *in hell* satan: dude you gotta stop following me around me: I don't know anyone else here I feel awkward
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